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Uncle Fester Haven't you ever slaughtered anyone before?
Wednesday He's only a child.
Uncle Fester That's no excuse. Aim for a major artery. The jugular.
Gomez You remember that fateful night?
Uncle Fester Um... Your first cigar!
Gomez What? Come on, old man, I've smoked since I was 5. Mother insisted.
Margaret This is always so embarrassing. Why did I marry you?
Tully Alford Because I said yes.
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