↑ John Hurt played Executive Officer Kane in the 1979 film Alien. In the film, an alien popped out of Hurt's chest, thus the line "not again!".
Dark Helmet
Rick Moranis · 41 quotes
Lone Starr
Bill Pullman · 26 quotes
Colonel Sandurz
George Wyner · 21 quotes
Barf
John Candy · 20 quotes
President Skroob
Mel Brooks · 16 quotes
Dot Matrix
11 quotes
Vespa
Daphne Zuniga · 8 quotes
Computer
4 quotes
Yogurt
Mel Brooks · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Dark Helmet & Colonel Sandurz (17), Lone Starr & Barf (10), Dark Helmet & President Skroob (6)
Spaceballs quotes
Page 6 of 8↑ Saying that in another way, Dark Helmet is the former roommate of Lone Starr's first or second cousin. He could be Lone Starr's former roommate as well, but that's unlikely. It could also be that his father's brother (uncle) has a nephew through his wife, whose cousin would therefore not be a blood relative of Lone Starr's, making the roommate connection all the more ludicrous.
Come back here, you fat bearded bitch!
Commence operation [pause] Vacu-suck.
Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
Here I am! I'm sorry! I had to make a pit stop! I'm so excited that I couldn't hold my oil.
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you can handle it.
I told you never to call me on this wall! This is an unlisted wall!
I'll bet she gives great helmet.
I'll have the cleavage, I mean the special.
I'm a Mog. Half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend.
It's either the 4th of July or someone's trying to kill us!
Just what we need... a Druish Princess!