Computer
10, 9, 8, 6,
Six? What happened to 7?
Computer
Just Kidding!
Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Spaceballs (1987): in 4 of its 120 quotes
Most scenes with: Dark Helmet (3), Colonel Sandurz (3), President Skroob (3)
Scenes with Computer
4 scenes
Computer
This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.
Cancellation button? Hurry!
Where is it? Where is it?
It's gotta be here!
[They open a housing, where the button has an "Out of Order" tag on it.]
"Out of order!?" ****! Even in the future nothing works!
Computer
Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button. This ship will self-destruct in three minutes.
Computer
Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button. This ship will self-destruct in exactly two minutes and forty-five seconds.
You've got to stop it! Is there any way to stop it?
I can't! It's irreversible!
Like my raincoat!
Computer
This ship will self-destruct in twenty seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.
"Cancellation button"?! Hurry!
[All three slide down the stairs to find the cancellation button]
Where is it?! Where is it?!
It's gotta be here!
[They open a housing, where the button has an "Out of Order" tag on it]
"Out of order"?!
Computer
This ship will self-destruct in exactly 10 seconds. [all three recoil in fear] Counting down. 10, 9, 8, 6-
6?! What happened to 7?!
Computer
Just kidding!
Computer
[Lone Starr accelerates the Winnebago] [Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet, and President Skroob mouth the numbers in horror]
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. [they all close their eyes and grimace] Have a nice day.
Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet, President Skroob
[they open their eyes]
Thank you. [they close their eyes again]
[Eagle 5 escapes just in time and flies off as Mega Maid explodes]
