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Dark Helmet quotes

View Quote [choking and gagging; pulls up mask] I can't breathe in this thing!
View Quote So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
View Quote Yogurt! Yogurt! [referring to the character] I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries!
View Quote I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you can handle it.
View Quote What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
View Quote [feeling the force of going at Ludicrous Speed] My brains are going into my feet!
View Quote [aiming his Schwartz ring at Lone Starr's crotch] Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago.
View Quote I'll bet she gives great helmet.
View Quote Commence operation [pause] Vacu-suck.
View Quote [Mr.Radar has just been "jammed".] There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: [pulls down helmet as camera zooms in on his face] Lone Starr! [camera slams into his face and knocks him out]
View Quote I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
View Quote Come back here, you fat bearded bitch!
View Quote [After discovering that most of his ship's crew consists of members of the same Asshole family] I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!(Pulls down his helmet) Keep firing, Assholes!
View Quote Aw, buckle this!
View Quote 1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
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