Spaceballs (1987) quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

Characters

Dark Helmet Rick Moranis · 41 quotes

Lone Starr Bill Pullman · 26 quotes

Colonel Sandurz George Wyner · 21 quotes

Barf John Candy · 20 quotes

President Skroob Mel Brooks · 16 quotes

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Vespa Daphne Zuniga · 8 quotes

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Yogurt Mel Brooks · 4 quotes

Most scenes together: Dark Helmet & Colonel Sandurz (17), Lone Starr & Barf (10), Dark Helmet & President Skroob (6)

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Radar Technichan

(Spaceball 1's radar has been jammed.) [Through P.A to Col. Sandurz]

Sir! [Sandurz and Dark Helmet look over] Can I see you for a minute, please sir?

Sandurz

[Sandurz and Helmet walk over]

What is it Private?

Radar Technichan

[Still through the P.A]

I'm having trouble with the radar, sir!

Sandurz

[Sandurz grabs the microphone the Technichan was just using]

You don't need that, lieutenant. We're here. Now what is it?

Radar Technician

[Still through the P.A]

I'm having trouble with the radar, sir.

Dark Helmet

[Helemet rips the microphone from the console and throws it aside.]

Now what is it?!

Radar Technician

[Normally]

I'm having trouble with the radar, sir!

Dark Helmet

What's wrong with it?!

Radar Technician

I've lost the bleeps, I lost the sweeps, and I lost the creeps.

Dark Helmet

The what?

Colonel Sandurz

The what?

Dark Helmet

And the what?

Radar Techician

You know, the bleeps... [Makes beeping noise]... the sweeps... [Makes vibrating noise] and the creeps. [Makes squeaking noise]

Dark Helmet

[Quietly, to Sandurz]

That's not all he's lost.

Radar Technician

Wait, sir! The radar, sir! It appears to be... [Jam starts flowing through the computer screen] jammed!

Dark Helmet

Jammed... [Examines the jam and tastes it] Raspberry. There's only one man... [Sandurz gets out of the way of the approaching camera] ...who would dare give me the raspberry! [Pulls his mask down] Lone Starr! [Walks into the camera and collapses]

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