(Spaceball 1's radar has been jammed.) [Through P.A to Col. Sandurz]

Sir! [Sandurz and Dark Helmet look over] Can I see you for a minute, please sir?

[Sandurz and Helmet walk over]

What is it Private?

[Still through the P.A]

I'm having trouble with the radar, sir!

[Sandurz grabs the microphone the Technichan was just using]

You don't need that, lieutenant. We're here. Now what is it?

[Still through the P.A]

I'm having trouble with the radar, sir.

[Helemet rips the microphone from the console and throws it aside.]

Now what is it?!

[Normally]

I'm having trouble with the radar, sir!

What's wrong with it?!

I've lost the bleeps, I lost the sweeps, and I lost the creeps.

The what?

The what?

And the what?

You know, the bleeps... [Makes beeping noise]... the sweeps... [Makes vibrating noise] and the creeps. [Makes squeaking noise]

[Quietly, to Sandurz]

That's not all he's lost.

Wait, sir! The radar, sir! It appears to be... [Jam starts flowing through the computer screen] jammed!

Jammed... [Examines the jam and tastes it] Raspberry. There's only one man... [Sandurz gets out of the way of the approaching camera] ...who would dare give me the raspberry! [Pulls his mask down] Lone Starr! [Walks into the camera and collapses]