“Dark helmet: Hey hey hey, that's my pod, who are you?” – Spaceballs ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Spaceballs 1987

Dark helmet

[about to enter a pod when a lady with a beard cuts in front of him]

Hey hey hey, that's my pod, who are you?

Bearded Lady

I am the bearded lady! What are you, one of the freaks?! [kicks him; and gets in the pod laughing]

Dark Helmet

Wait! Wait! No! [the pod ejects] COME BACK HERE YOU FAT BEARDED BITCH!!

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Dark Helmet Rick Moranis More Dark helmet quotes →

Bearded Lady Dee Booher

More from Spaceballs

Lone Starr I still don't understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring. Yogurt Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz! ↑ Saying that in another way, Dark Helmet is the former roommate of Lone Starr's first or second cousin. He could be Lone Starr's former roommate as well, but that's unlikely. It could also be that his father's brother (uncle) has a nephew through his wife, whose cousin would therefore not be a blood relative of Lone Starr's, making the roommate connection all the more ludicrous. ↑ John Hurt played Executive Officer Kane in the 1979 film Alien. In the film, an alien popped out of Hurt's chest, thus the line "not again!".