The sign outside the church on Druidia first reads: "TODAY The royal wedding of Princess Vespa to Prince Valium TOMORROW BINGO"
Dark Helmet
Rick Moranis · 41 quotes
Lone Starr
Bill Pullman · 26 quotes
Colonel Sandurz
George Wyner · 21 quotes
Barf
John Candy · 20 quotes
President Skroob
Mel Brooks · 16 quotes
Dot Matrix
11 quotes
Vespa
Daphne Zuniga · 8 quotes
Computer
4 quotes
Yogurt
Mel Brooks · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Dark Helmet & Colonel Sandurz (17), Lone Starr & Barf (10), Dark Helmet & President Skroob (6)
Spaceballs quotes
Page 8 of 8The sign outside the church on Druidia later reads: "TODAY The royal wedding of Princess Vespa to Prince Valium TAKE TWO"
The towel seen when Lone Starr and Dark Helmet fight reads: "Spaceballs the Towel"
We'll have none of that mister! How far did he get? What'd he touch?
Well, normally I would-- [tries to get up with his seatbelt still on] Oooh! That's gonna leave a mark.
Well... [sniffs] Goodbye, virgin alarm.
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so big?!
Yogurt! Yogurt! [referring to the character] I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries!
You know something, Princess? You're ugly when you're angry!
Are we being too literal?
[through the bullhorn]
No you fool, we're following orders, we were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it! [puts down bullhorn] Find anything yet?!
Soldier
Nothing yet, sir.
How about you?!
Soldier
Not a thing sir!
Soldier
We ain't found shit!
[Talking to Barf after King Roland calls them to rescue Vespa]
We're not just doing it for money...We're doing it for a shitload of money!