Princess Vespa It's my industrial-strength hair-dryer, and I can't live without it!
Played by Daphne Zuniga 
Spaceballs (1987) · 120 quotes
Spaceballs (1987) · 120 quotes
7th most-quoted character in Spaceballs (1987): in 8 of its 120 quotes
Most scenes with: Dot Matrix (5), Lone Starr (4), Barf (4)
Scenes with Vespa
8 scenes Princess Vespa Vespa How was that?
Not bad.
Not bad...for a girl.
Hey, that was pretty good for Rambo!
[Lone Starr, Barf, Dot Matrix, and Vespa are making a long trek across the desert.]
Water...water...
Oil...oil...
Vespa Room service...room service..
Vespa Who are you?
Barf!
Not in here, mister. This is a Mercedes.
Princess Vespa I'm not shooting this thing! I hate guns! [one of the incoming laser blasts singes part of her hair] My hair! He shot my hair! That son of a bitch! [Vespa proceeds to blast every guard Rambo-style]
[When Lone Starr and Vespa are about to kiss, Dot Matrix's Virgin Alarm goes off]
Abandon ship! ABANDON SHIP! Women and Mawgs first! AGHH!
We'll have none of that, mister! [to Vespa] How far did he get? What'd he touch, what'd he touch?
Vespa Nothing happened.
That was my Virgin Alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do.
This ship will self-destruct in twenty seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.
"Cancellation button"?! Hurry!
[All three slide down the stairs to find the cancellation button]
Where is it?! Where is it?!
It's gotta be here!
[They open a housing, where the button has an "Out of Order" tag on it]
"Out of order"?!
This ship will self-destruct in exactly 10 seconds. [all three recoil in fear] Counting down. 10, 9, 8, 6-
6?! What happened to 7?!
Just kidding!
Princess Vespa [They all growl in annoyance] [to Lone Starr]
There's the other end! Faster!
[Lone Starr accelerates the Winnebago] [Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet, and President Skroob mouth the numbers in horror]
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. [they all close their eyes and grimace] Have a nice day.
Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet, President Skroob
[they open their eyes]
Thank you. [they close their eyes again]
[Eagle 5 escapes just in time and flies off as Mega Maid explodes]
Priest
[Last lines]
Who are you?
I'm the best man.
Priest
What's your name?
Barf.
Priest
Your full name!
Barfolomew!
Priest
Are you the one that's getting married?
No.
Priest
THEN GET OVER THERE! Okay, here we go. The short, short version! Do you?
Lone Star
Yes.
Priest
Do you?
Princess Vespa Yes!
Priest
Good! You're married! Kiss her!
I love you.
Vespa I love you.