Dot Matrix
We'll have none of that mister! How far did he get? What'd he touch?
6th most-quoted character in Spaceballs (1987): in 11 of its 120 quotes
Most scenes with: Lone Starr (5), Vespa (5), Barf (4)
It's either the 4th of July or someone's trying to kill us!
More lines from Dot Matrix
3 quotes
Dot Matrix
Well... [sniffs] Goodbye, virgin alarm.
Dot Matrix
Here I am! I'm sorry! I had to make a pit stop! I'm so excited that I couldn't hold my oil.
Scenes with Dot Matrix
7 scenes
Dot Matrix
[to Barf on the ladder behind her]
Hey! Stop looking up my can!
How was that?
Not bad.
Not bad...for a girl.
Dot Matrix
Hey, that was pretty good for Rambo!
[Lone Starr, Barf, Dot Matrix, and Vespa are making a long trek across the desert.]
Water...water...
Dot Matrix
Oil...oil...
Room service...room service..
[Lone Starr and Vespa are about to kiss when Dot Matrix sounds an alarm.] [annoyed]
What the hell was that?
Dot Matrix
That was my Virgin Alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do.
Who are you?
Barf!
Dot Matrix
Not in here, mister. This is a Mercedes.
[When Lone Starr and Vespa are about to kiss, Dot Matrix's Virgin Alarm goes off]
Abandon ship! ABANDON SHIP! Women and Mawgs first! AGHH!
Dot Matrix
We'll have none of that, mister! [to Vespa] How far did he get? What'd he touch, what'd he touch?
Nothing happened.
Dot Matrix
That was my Virgin Alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do.
Priest
[Last lines]
Who are you?
I'm the best man.
Priest
What's your name?
Barf.
Priest
Your full name!
Barfolomew!
Priest
Are you the one that's getting married?
No.
Priest
THEN GET OVER THERE! Okay, here we go. The short, short version! Do you?
Lone Star
Yes.
Priest
Do you?
Yes!
Priest
Good! You're married! Kiss her!
I love you.
I love you.
Dot Matrix
[As Vespa and Lone Starr kiss, the crowd cheers]
Well, [sniffles] goodbye, Virgin Alarm.
