Yogurt quotes from Spaceballs (1987)

Lone Starr

Yogurt. What is this place? What is it that you do here?

Yogurt

Moichandising.

Barf

Merchandising? What's that?

Yogurt

Moichandising. Come! I'll show you. [to the Dinks] Open up this door.

Yogurt

Moichandising! Moichandising! Moichandising! Where the real money from the movie is made! Spaceballs: the T-shirt, Spaceballs: the Coloring Book [holds up a Transformers comic book], Spaceballs: the Lunchbox, Spaceballs: the Breakfast Cereal. Spaceballs: the Flame Thrower... [fires a short blast from flame thrower]

Oooooohhhh!

Yogurt

The kids love this one. And last, but not least, Spaceballs: the Doll, me.

Yogurt

Adorable.

Lone Starr

I wonder: Will we ever see each other again?

Yogurt

Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.

Lone Starr

I still don't understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring.

Yogurt

Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!

Yogurt!

Yogurt

Hello, boys! Well, you opened your fortune cookie, so here's your fortune. Lone Starr, you know that medallion that you wear around your neck, but you don't know what it means? Well, here's what it means. It's a royal birth certificate. Yes! Your father was a king. Your mother was a queen. Which makes you a certified prince.

Lone Starr

Hey, I'm a prince! I'm a prince! Which means-

Yogurt

Which means if you hurry, there could be a princess in your future. Now if you want to get back there before she marries Sleeping Beauty, there's a special can of fuel in your glove compartment. Good luck, boys.

Barf

Bye, Yogurt!

Lone Starr

And, Yogurt...thanks.

Yogurt

You're welcome. [drawn out, gradually fading away] AND MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOOOOUUU!...aaa-eee-aaa-eee-ooo, what a world, what a world... [fades out]