You've just entered the territory of Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
Rabbi Tuckman [makes a suggestive wave of his hand]
Faigelehs?
No, no, we're straight, just merry.
Rabbi Tuckman Azoy?
3rd most-quoted character in Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993): in 3 of its 11 quotes
Most scenes with: Robin Hood (2)
Scenes with Rabbi Tuckman
3 scenes Rabbi Tuckman Rabbi Tuckman You've just entered the territory of Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
Rabbi Tuckman [makes a suggestive wave of his hand]
Feygeles?
No, no, we're straight, just merry.
Rabbi Tuckman Azoy. And who are you, with the exceptionally long feather in your hat?
I am Robin of Loxley.
Rabbi Tuckman Robin of Loxley? I've just come from Maid Marian, the woman whose heart you've stolen, you prince of thieves, you! I knew her parents before they were taken in the plague, Lord and Lady Bahgel. You know, you two were made for each other. I mean, what a combination. Loxley and Bahgel! It can't miss!
Rabbi Tuckman Excuse me, King. Why, if you like this guy so much, do you object to his marrying Maid Marian?
King Richard
I have no objection, but I have not yet kissed the bride. It is a custom, and my royal right. [hands the rabbi his sword] Hold this, Father.
Rabbi Tuckman Rabbi.
King Richard
Whatever.
Rabbi Tuckman [tilts Maid Marian and gives her a very long kiss] [impressed]
It's good to be the king.
King Richard
Now... [voice squeaking] you may marry them!
Rabbi Tuckman Thank you. Here's your knife.
King Richard
Sword.
Rabbi Tuckman Whatever.
