Kindly let me pass.
Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. [proudly] I made that up.
It's very fascinating. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you.
Tied for most-quoted character in Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993): in 5 of its 11 quotes
Most scenes with: Robin Hood (2)
Tell everyone that when the day is out we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we're gonna [joyfully snaps fingers] have a lot of fun, huh? [everybody cheers]
Kindly let me pass.
Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. [proudly] I made that up.
It's very fascinating. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you.
Such an unusual name. Latrine. How did your family come by it?
We changed it in the 9th Century.
You changed it to Latrine?
Yeah! It used to be Shithouse.
It's a good change.....it's a good change.
The old man is Loxley.
Are you sure? He looks like Mark Twain.
I've come to warn you that if you do not stop levying these evil taxes, I shall lead the good people of England in a revolt against you.
And why should the people listen to you?
Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.