A character in Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Robin Hood quotes from Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Cary Elwes

Tied for most-quoted character in Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993): in 5 of its 11 quotes
Most scenes with: Prince John (2), Rabbi Tuckman (2)

Scenes with Robin Hood

5 scenes
Robin Hood

Kindly let me pass.

Little John

Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. [proudly] I made that up.

Robin Hood

It's very fascinating. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you.

Robin Hood

You've just entered the territory of Robin Hood and his Merry Men.

[makes a suggestive wave of his hand]

Faigelehs?

Robin Hood

No, no, we're straight, just merry.

Robin Hood

Blinkin, I'd like you to meet Ahchoo.

Blinkin

A Jew? Here?

Robin Hood

You've just entered the territory of Robin Hood and his Merry Men.

[makes a suggestive wave of his hand]

Feygeles?

Robin Hood

No, no, we're straight, just merry.

Azoy. And who are you, with the exceptionally long feather in your hat?

Robin Hood

I am Robin of Loxley.

Robin of Loxley? I've just come from Maid Marian, the woman whose heart you've stolen, you prince of thieves, you! I knew her parents before they were taken in the plague, Lord and Lady Bahgel. You know, you two were made for each other. I mean, what a combination. Loxley and Bahgel! It can't miss!

Robin Hood

I've come to warn you that if you do not stop levying these evil taxes, I shall lead the good people of England in a revolt against you.

And why should the people listen to you?

Robin Hood

Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.

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