Kindly let me pass.
Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. [proudly] I made that up.
It's very fascinating. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you.
Tied for most-quoted character in Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993): in 5 of its 11 quotes
Most scenes with: Prince John (2), Rabbi Tuckman (2)
Kindly let me pass.
Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. [proudly] I made that up.
It's very fascinating. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you.
You've just entered the territory of Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
No, no, we're straight, just merry.
Azoy?
Blinkin, I'd like you to meet Ahchoo.
A Jew? Here?
You've just entered the territory of Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
No, no, we're straight, just merry.
Azoy. And who are you, with the exceptionally long feather in your hat?
I am Robin of Loxley.
Robin of Loxley? I've just come from Maid Marian, the woman whose heart you've stolen, you prince of thieves, you! I knew her parents before they were taken in the plague, Lord and Lady Bahgel. You know, you two were made for each other. I mean, what a combination. Loxley and Bahgel! It can't miss!
I've come to warn you that if you do not stop levying these evil taxes, I shall lead the good people of England in a revolt against you.
And why should the people listen to you?
Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.