Lone Starr
Yogurt. What is this place? What is it that you do here?
Yogurt
Moichandising.
Barf
Merchandising? What's that?
Yogurt
Moichandising. Come! I'll show you. [to the Dinks] Open up this door.
Yogurt
[Yogurt walks over to a wall filled with Spaceballs merchandise.]
Moichandising! Moichandising! Moichandising! Where the real money from the movie is made! Spaceballs: the T-shirt, Spaceballs: the Coloring Book [holds up a Transformers comic book], Spaceballs: the Lunchbox, Spaceballs: the Breakfast Cereal. Spaceballs: the Flame Thrower... [fires a short blast from flame thrower]
Dinks
Oooooohhhh!
Yogurt
The kids love this one. And last, but not least, Spaceballs: the Doll, me.


