Listen, you royal...highness. Take only what you need to survive. [Later, we see Lone Starr and Barf carrying the whole 'Royal Highness' Matched Luggage' across the desert...]
Dark Helmet
Rick Moranis · 41 quotes
Lone Starr
Bill Pullman · 26 quotes
Colonel Sandurz
George Wyner · 21 quotes
Barf
John Candy · 20 quotes
President Skroob
Mel Brooks · 16 quotes
Dot Matrix
11 quotes
Vespa
Daphne Zuniga · 8 quotes
Computer
4 quotes
Yogurt
Mel Brooks · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Dark Helmet & Colonel Sandurz (17), Lone Starr & Barf (10), Dark Helmet & President Skroob (6)
Spaceballs quotes
Page 7 of 8Look your highness, it's not that we're afraid, far from it. It's just that we've got this thing about death; it's not us.
Nice dissolve.
On this ship, you are to refer to me as "idiot," not "you captain"! I mean - you know what I mean!
One pod left and three of us, and I'm the president. Well, boys, it's a very lovely ship; I think you should go down with it. Goodbye. What the hell's the matter with this seat belt? AHHH! [finding a bear already in the seat]
Placemat in Diner reads: Spaceballs the Placemat.
President Skroob's sheet reads: "Spaceballs The Sheet"; yet another reference to film merchandising
President Skroob's toilet paper roll reads: "Spaceballs The Toilet Paper" on all the sheets.
Sandurz, Sandurz! You got to help me! I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions! I'm a president!
Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!
So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Spaceballs? Forget it, too dangerous. Besides, I'm already numero uno on Dark Helmet's hit list.
The bumper sticker on Eagle 5 reads: "I [heart] URANUS"
The bumper sticker on Spaceball One reads: "WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY"
The license plate on Vespa's Mercedes reads: "SPOIL'D ROTT'N 1"