I TOLD YOU! OGRES DON'T LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
Shrek
Mike Myers · 51 quotes
Donkey
Eddie Murphy · 39 quotes
Puss in Boots
Antonio Banderas · 25 quotes
Fiona
Cameron Diaz · 16 quotes
Fairy Godmother
Jennifer Saunders · 12 quotes
Prince Charming
Rupert Everett · 7 quotes
Far Far Away Idol
6 quotes
Gingy
6 quotes
Simon Cowell
6 quotes
Harold
John Cleese · 5 quotes
Pinocchio
Cody Cameron · 4 quotes
Knight
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Shrek & Donkey (26), Donkey & Puss in Boots (12), Shrek & Puss in Boots (9)
Shrek 2 quotes
Page 1 of 7Not the gumdrop button!
Well, folks, it looks like we're up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick.
More heat, less foam!
Mongo
Beeee goooood.
Pig
I see London, I see France...
I'm a real boy!
Anouncer
Tonight on "Knights"...
Gingerbread Man
Now here's a good show!
We got a white bronco heading east in the forest. Requesting backup.
Anouncer
It's time for the men in steel to teach these madcap mammals that their "devil may mare" attitudes ain't gonna fly.
Come on, I have to talk to Princess Fiona!
Ow! Ow!
Anouncer
Will they get away with it, or did somebody let the cat out of the bag?
You capitalist pig dogs!
[Puss attacks a knight, then he is pinned up against a wall] Knight [Sniffs a small bag] Catnip!
Um, that's not mine?
Hold on! Find Princess Fiona!
I'm a donkey!
Tell her-- Shrek! I'm her husband, Shrek! [Gets another face full of pepper] Ow! Ow!
Anouncer
That's tonight on "Knights".
[after attempting to kick Puss, who is attacking Shrek, but getting Shrek between the legs instead]
Did I miss?
Nope. You got 'em.
[close encountering a humongous factory with colored smoke]
Oh, no; that's the old Keebler's place! Let's just back away slowly.
Bet my bottom?
Are we there yet?
No.
Not yet.
Okay. Are we there yet?
No.
Are we there yet?
No!
Are we there... yet?
Yes.
Really?
NO!
Are we there yet?!
No!
Are we there yet?!
No, we are not!
ARE WE THERE YET?!?!
Shrek and Fiona
NO!!!!!!
Hey, that's not funny.
Hey, that's not funny.
Oh, that's really immature!
Oh, that's really immature!
See, this is why nobody likes ogres!
See, this is why nobody likes ogres!
All right, your loss!
All right, your loss.
I'm just gonna stop talking!
Finally!
But this is takin' forever, Shrek, and ain't no in-flight movie or nothin'!
The kingdom of Far Far Away, Donkey. That's where we're going. Far... far... away.
All right, all right. I get it! I'm just so darn BORED!
Well, find a way to entertain yourself!
[Silence] [pops his lips, then again, and Shrek grows more impatient, then Donkey pops his lips a third time]
[restraining temper]
Oh! For 5 minutes... could you not be yourself? [exploding] FOR 5 MINUTES!!!
[After another silence, Donkey pops his lips one last time]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!! ARE WE THERE YET?!?!
Yes!
Oh, finally!
Don't you worry, I will always be here to make sure no one bothers you.
Donkey.
Yes, roomie?
You're bothering me.
Hey man, you wanna get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of my face? Man, it stinks!
Well, you don't exactly smell like a basket of roses!
Ah yes, boss. I was concocting this very plan. Already our minds... are becoming one...
Woah woah woah, if we need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call.
I'm melting! I'm melting!
It's just the rain, Donkey.