Fairy Godmother I TOLD YOU! OGRES DON'T LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
Most-quoted role: Fairy Godmother in Shrek 2 (2004), 12 quotes
Movies Fairy Godmother Fairy Godmother No, no, no, no.... You see, ogres don't live happily ever after.
Fairy Godmother Don't you point those dirty, green sausages at me!
Fairy Godmother [after popping the bubble, close encountering Fiona]
My name is Fairy Godmother.
I have a fairy godmother!
April Spink
Miriam, really, you're holding it wrong. See? Danger.
What do you see?
April Spink
I see a very peculiar hand.
I see a giraffe.
April Spink
Giraffes don't just fall from the sky, Miriam.
[walking up to Spink and Forcible, holding a tray of pink lemonade]
Thanks for helping me, Miss Spink, Miss Forcible.
Oh, look, April. Pink ladies!
Actually, it's just lemonade. How's Angus doing?
April Spink
Oh, much better, dear. but he can't duck his wings forever.
April Spink
Oh, Caroline. Caroline, Caroline, Caroline. You are in terrible danger.
Nana Noodleman
Oh, lucky me. If it was not for my useless grandson and his ghastly little theater friend.
Nana Noodleman
Oh, for heaven's sakes, I am perfectly capable of walking.
Nana Noodleman
Oh, do not even think of embracing me.