Sing (2016) quotes
50 total quotes
Ash – Scarlett Johansson
Buster Moon – Matthew McConaughey
Eddie – John C. Reilly
Gunter – Nick Kroll
Johnny – Taron Egerton
MarcusBuster Moon – Matthew McConaughey
Eddie – John C. Reilly
Gunter – Nick Kroll
Johnny – Taron Egerton
Meena – Tori Kelly
Mike – Seth MacFarlane
Nana Noodleman
Rosita – Reese Witherspoon
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Becky: Seriously?! She is not even that good...!
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Buster: Hey, how's our new stage hand getting on?
Meena: He's learning fast.
Eddie: ALL SET AND STANDING BY! I LOVE THIS HEADSET!
Miss Crawly: The audience are in the seats, Mr. Moon.
Buster: Great! Hmmm.
Norman: Casper!
Buster: That's all?
Norman: Get your pants back on, young man! Please, you guys, please. Please sit down! Hey! Put your shoes back on right now! Zoe, I saw that! Stop it! And, Leo, that is disgusting.
Bob: Well, Johnny, I've covered many disasters for this network, but this is sure to... Oh, they're about to start.
Buster: Okay, guys. listen up! Look, I got to tell you, um, there's not much of an audience out there tonight. But you know what? It doesn't matter. It really doesn't. Because tonight is our night. And whatever happens, I just want you all to know not proud I am to be a part of this with you!
Meena: He's learning fast.
Eddie: ALL SET AND STANDING BY! I LOVE THIS HEADSET!
Miss Crawly: The audience are in the seats, Mr. Moon.
Buster: Great! Hmmm.
Norman: Casper!
Buster: That's all?
Norman: Get your pants back on, young man! Please, you guys, please. Please sit down! Hey! Put your shoes back on right now! Zoe, I saw that! Stop it! And, Leo, that is disgusting.
Bob: Well, Johnny, I've covered many disasters for this network, but this is sure to... Oh, they're about to start.
Buster: Okay, guys. listen up! Look, I got to tell you, um, there's not much of an audience out there tonight. But you know what? It doesn't matter. It really doesn't. Because tonight is our night. And whatever happens, I just want you all to know not proud I am to be a part of this with you!
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Buster: Mike, you're on first.
Mike: Sure. (Phone ringing) Uh, just a second here. Honey, I'm busy. What? I can't hear you.
Buster: Rosita and Gunter, you're on after Mike.
Rosita: You've got it, boss.
Gunter: Rosita! Ha-ha! Super Cool! You've like totally come back!
Buster: OK, Johnny, you follow them.
Johnny: What? Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm ready! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Buster: Ash, you're...?
Ash: After Johnny. I got it!
Buster: And Meena, last chance, kid. You want to... You want to join these guys out there today?
Meena: Oh, well, I-I w-would… I just get so scared.
Buster: Are you sure, you do. Alright, but-but... But you know how to get over that, right?
Meena: Uh, no.
Buster: If you just start singing!
Mike: Sure. (Phone ringing) Uh, just a second here. Honey, I'm busy. What? I can't hear you.
Buster: Rosita and Gunter, you're on after Mike.
Rosita: You've got it, boss.
Gunter: Rosita! Ha-ha! Super Cool! You've like totally come back!
Buster: OK, Johnny, you follow them.
Johnny: What? Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm ready! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Buster: Ash, you're...?
Ash: After Johnny. I got it!
Buster: And Meena, last chance, kid. You want to... You want to join these guys out there today?
Meena: Oh, well, I-I w-would… I just get so scared.
Buster: Are you sure, you do. Alright, but-but... But you know how to get over that, right?
Meena: Uh, no.
Buster: If you just start singing!
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Eddie: Don't speak French, they speak English here.
Buster: Now, my next show is gonna be drum-roll, please. A singing competition!
Eddie: A singing competition? Who wants to see another one of those?
Buster: Everyone! Just think, your neighbour, the-the-the grocery store manager, that-that-that-that chicken, right there! Everyone is this city gets a shot at being at star, live on my stage!
Eddie: Buster, this is a terrible idea?
Buster: Real talent from real life! That's what audiences want, and I'm going to give it to them!
[slams the spoon off his table]
Richard: Alright, well...
[causing it to fling into a bull's soup]
Eddie: Look, can we please just get out of here?
Buster: Don't you want to eat?
Eddie: No, it's just that... we can't afford any of this stuff.
Buster: Yes, I know, and that's why I brought sandwiches.
Eddie: Uh, that’s not allowed, and...
Buster: What, you don’t like peanut butter and jelly?
Waiter: Excuse me, sir.
Buster: Now, my next show is gonna be drum-roll, please. A singing competition!
Eddie: A singing competition? Who wants to see another one of those?
Buster: Everyone! Just think, your neighbour, the-the-the grocery store manager, that-that-that-that chicken, right there! Everyone is this city gets a shot at being at star, live on my stage!
Eddie: Buster, this is a terrible idea?
Buster: Real talent from real life! That's what audiences want, and I'm going to give it to them!
[slams the spoon off his table]
Richard: Alright, well...
[causing it to fling into a bull's soup]
Eddie: Look, can we please just get out of here?
Buster: Don't you want to eat?
Eddie: No, it's just that... we can't afford any of this stuff.
Buster: Yes, I know, and that's why I brought sandwiches.
Eddie: Uh, that’s not allowed, and...
Buster: What, you don’t like peanut butter and jelly?
Waiter: Excuse me, sir.
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Eddie: He’s done it. He’s really done it, Nana.
Nana: Oh, goodness.
Buster: Now welcome our first contestant.
[on the day of the screening, the thug bear gang interrupt the show]
Buster: Whoa!
[the music stops playing]
The Thug Bear Gang Leader: Which one of you is Moon?
Buster: Hey, hey, hey! You can't just barge in here!
The Thug Bear Gang Leader: [to Buster] You know this guy? [shows him carrying Mike]
Buster: Mike?
The Thug Bear Gang Leader: Right. Mike here says you got his money, and it's in that box.
Buster: No, no, no, no, no. Just hold on a moment here. That's prize money, and it's not Mike's unless he wins it fair and–
Mike: [choking] Give him the money!
Buster: Okay, okay! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, take it! The whole chest! It's yours, okay? All right here.
The Thug Bear Gang Leader: Open it.
Buster: [stammering] Open it? Me?!
Mike: [choking harder] OPEN IT!
Buster: Okay! No, I-I-I... I just don't, I-I don't have the keys, so maybe you can come back later?
The Thug Bear Gang Leader: [grabs Buster's ear] Get outta the way! [throws Buster and Mike away. the member gives him a bat]
Buster: No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, WAIT!
[the thug bear gang leader breaks open the chest with the bat]
Mike: [chuckling] Hey, there you go! Big guy with the bat! Who needs keys, right? All right. Well, let's get this thing squared up now. [starts looking at the mess] What the... [looks around the mess] That's it? That's all there is!? [the thug bear gang looks at Mike, who looks at Buster, angrily] He lied! [the singers gasp in shock, the thug bear leader growls furiously] Moon lied to us all!
Buster: Wait a second. I can explain...
Mike: [to the thug bear gang leader] He's your problem, not me!
Buster: This is just a prop!
[the singers and the thug bear gang walk over to Buster]
Johnny: So where's the $100,000?!
Rosita: You're kidding!
Johnny: I cannot believe you lied to us this whole time!
Ash: Huge waste of everyone's–
Buster Moon: This was just–
Eddie: BUSTER, LOOK OUT!!!
[the glass breaks and all the water spreads the theater]
Nana: Oh, goodness.
Buster: Now welcome our first contestant.
[on the day of the screening, the thug bear gang interrupt the show]
Buster: Whoa!
[the music stops playing]
The Thug Bear Gang Leader: Which one of you is Moon?
Buster: Hey, hey, hey! You can't just barge in here!
The Thug Bear Gang Leader: [to Buster] You know this guy? [shows him carrying Mike]
Buster: Mike?
The Thug Bear Gang Leader: Right. Mike here says you got his money, and it's in that box.
Buster: No, no, no, no, no. Just hold on a moment here. That's prize money, and it's not Mike's unless he wins it fair and–
Mike: [choking] Give him the money!
Buster: Okay, okay! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, take it! The whole chest! It's yours, okay? All right here.
The Thug Bear Gang Leader: Open it.
Buster: [stammering] Open it? Me?!
Mike: [choking harder] OPEN IT!
Buster: Okay! No, I-I-I... I just don't, I-I don't have the keys, so maybe you can come back later?
The Thug Bear Gang Leader: [grabs Buster's ear] Get outta the way! [throws Buster and Mike away. the member gives him a bat]
Buster: No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, WAIT!
[the thug bear gang leader breaks open the chest with the bat]
Mike: [chuckling] Hey, there you go! Big guy with the bat! Who needs keys, right? All right. Well, let's get this thing squared up now. [starts looking at the mess] What the... [looks around the mess] That's it? That's all there is!? [the thug bear gang looks at Mike, who looks at Buster, angrily] He lied! [the singers gasp in shock, the thug bear leader growls furiously] Moon lied to us all!
Buster: Wait a second. I can explain...
Mike: [to the thug bear gang leader] He's your problem, not me!
Buster: This is just a prop!
[the singers and the thug bear gang walk over to Buster]
Johnny: So where's the $100,000?!
Rosita: You're kidding!
Johnny: I cannot believe you lied to us this whole time!
Ash: Huge waste of everyone's–
Buster Moon: This was just–
Eddie: BUSTER, LOOK OUT!!!
[the glass breaks and all the water spreads the theater]
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Judith: I am calling the police!
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Marcus: Go, go, go!
Johnny: Whoa!
Marcus: Johnny, you were supposed to be keeping a lookout!
Johnny: Sorry, Dad.
Marcus: And where's your mask?
Johnny: Whoa!
Marcus: Johnny, you were supposed to be keeping a lookout!
Johnny: Sorry, Dad.
Marcus: And where's your mask?
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Marcus: How did I end up with a son like you, eh? You are nothing like me. You never were, and you never will be.
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Mike: Look, I'm sure you're gonna a lot of Nampy-Pamby animals in here, saying things like, Oh, it's not winning! It's the taking part that counts! Yeah, not me, pal, I'm here to win. That prize, it's mine!
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Miss Crawly: Anyone seen my glass eye? The darn keeps popping out.
Mike: Whoa! You almost kill me, Jumbo!
Meena: It wasn’t me.
Mike: Oh, Is that so? (The lights catch on fire)
Buster: Pete? [Pete groans] Pete, you’re going to be alright! Okay, just... Just hang in there, buddy! (Ricky and Kai are arguing) Ricky? Kai? Why aren't you rehearsing?
Howie: We're through! They said I'm an intolerable egomaniac. I don't even know what that means!
Buster: All right... We're two acts down. Give me some good news, Miss Crawly.
Miss Crawly: Oh, it's not as bad as it looks. Oopsie-daisy.
Buster: Meena, how would you like to re-audition for the show?
Meena: Really? Well, yeah.
Buster: Great.
Meena: I mean, no.
Buster: What.
Meena: I mean, yes.
Mike: Whoa! You almost kill me, Jumbo!
Meena: It wasn’t me.
Mike: Oh, Is that so? (The lights catch on fire)
Buster: Pete? [Pete groans] Pete, you’re going to be alright! Okay, just... Just hang in there, buddy! (Ricky and Kai are arguing) Ricky? Kai? Why aren't you rehearsing?
Howie: We're through! They said I'm an intolerable egomaniac. I don't even know what that means!
Buster: All right... We're two acts down. Give me some good news, Miss Crawly.
Miss Crawly: Oh, it's not as bad as it looks. Oopsie-daisy.
Buster: Meena, how would you like to re-audition for the show?
Meena: Really? Well, yeah.
Buster: Great.
Meena: I mean, no.
Buster: What.
Meena: I mean, yes.
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Raymond: ♪ So I ride, like the wind, ride like the wind. ♪
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Rosita: [singing] I stayed up too late. But nothing in my brain... [falls down]
Buster: Are you okay?
Gunter: Oh yes, I'm fine, thank you... How are you?
Buster: Okay, Johnny! Let’s get you out here. And you guys, you’ve got to work on that routine! Take it away, Johnny!
Buster: Are you okay?
Gunter: Oh yes, I'm fine, thank you... How are you?
Buster: Okay, Johnny! Let’s get you out here. And you guys, you’ve got to work on that routine! Take it away, Johnny!