Mike quotes from Sing (2016)

Anyone seen my glass eye? The darn keeps popping out.

Mike

Whoa! You almost kill me, Jumbo!

Meena

It wasn’t me.

Mike

Oh, Is that so? (The lights catch on fire)

Buster

Pete? [Pete groans] Pete, you’re going to be alright! Okay, just... Just hang in there, buddy! (Ricky and Kai are arguing) Ricky? Kai? Why aren't you rehearsing?

We're through! They said I'm an intolerable egomaniac. I don't even know what that means!

Buster

All right... We're two acts down. Give me some good news, Miss Crawly.

Oh, it's not as bad as it looks. Oopsie-daisy.

Buster

Meena, how would you like to re-audition for the show?

Meena

Really? Well, yeah.

Buster

Great.

Meena

I mean, no.

Buster

What.

Meena

I mean, yes.

Buster

Mike, you're on first.

Mike

Sure. (Phone ringing) Uh, just a second here. Honey, I'm busy. What? I can't hear you.

Buster

Rosita and Gunter, you're on after Mike.

Rosita

You've got it, boss.

Gunter

Rosita! Ha-ha! Super Cool! You've like totally come back!

Buster

OK, Johnny, you follow them.

Johnny

What? Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm ready! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Buster

Ash, you're...?

Ash

After Johnny. I got it!

Buster

And Meena, last chance, kid. You want to... You want to join these guys out there today?

Meena

Oh, well, I-I w-would… I just get so scared.

Buster

Are you sure, you do. Alright, but-but... But you know how to get over that, right?

Meena

Uh, no.

Buster

If you just start singing!

Mike

Look, I'm sure you're gonna a lot of Nampy-Pamby animals in here, saying things like, Oh, it's not winning! It's the taking part that counts! Yeah, not me, pal, I'm here to win. That prize, it's mine!

Rosita

Why are you back?

Mike

Relax, sweetheart. I'm just back to show you bozos how it's really done! Now watch this.

Eddie

He’s done it. He’s really done it, Nana.

Oh, goodness.

Buster

Now welcome our first contestant.

Buster

Whoa!

Which one of you is Moon?

Buster

Hey, hey, hey! You can't just barge in here!

You know this guy? [shows him carrying Mike]

Buster

Mike?

Right. Mike here says you got his money, and it's in that box.

Buster

No, no, no, no, no. Just hold on a moment here. That's prize money, and it's not Mike's unless he wins it fair and–

Mike

Give him the money!

Buster

Okay, okay! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, take it! The whole chest! It's yours, okay? All right here.

Open it.

Buster

Open it? Me?!

Mike

OPEN IT!

Buster

Okay! No, I-I-I... I just don't, I-I don't have the keys, so maybe you can come back later?

Get outta the way! [throws Buster and Mike away. the member gives him a bat]

Buster

No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, WAIT!

Mike

Hey, there you go! Big guy with the bat! Who needs keys, right? All right. Well, let's get this thing squared up now. [starts looking at the mess] What the... [looks around the mess] That's it? That's all there is!? [the thug bear gang looks at Mike, who looks at Buster, angrily] He lied! [the singers gasp in shock, the thug bear leader growls furiously] Moon lied to us all!

Buster

Wait a second. I can explain...

Mike

He's your problem, not me!

Buster

This is just a prop!

Johnny

So where's the $100,000?!

Rosita

You're kidding!

Johnny

I cannot believe you lied to us this whole time!

Ash

Huge waste of everyone's–

Buster Moon

This was just–

Eddie

BUSTER, LOOK OUT!!!
[the glass breaks and all the water spreads the theater]