Most-quoted character in Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005): in 3 of its 3 quotes
Get, get the fruit. It's more points. Get, get the fruit.
Stewie I'm not gonna get the fruit.
Get the fruit
Stewie I-I can't get the fruit.
Get the fruit man!
Stewie I'M NOT GONNA GET THE FRUIT! THERE'S A GHOST RIGHT THERE!
Peter, how do you respond to the accusations that you were responsible for the series cancellation?
Well, the show had been on for a while, and uh, I was talking to Alan Alda, and, uh, he said the same thing that, uh, Doc Cosby told me: That it was my face out there, and I should take creative control. So I did. And we pushed the envelope creatively, and I stand by my work.
Peter, can we cut? This isn't working for me.
Hey, who yells "cut", Cleveland?! The only one who yells "cut" is the director!
Look, if you want me to **** this chick, I'll **** her, but don't make me go through all this bullshit! You're showin' a real ugly side, Griffin!
Stewie Did I miss my cue?
Although I probably pushed things too far when I did the incest episode.
Chris Oh, uh...hi, Mom.
Lois Hi, Chris... [they both have a shameful look on their faces]
WRONG! It's WRONG!
Peter, is there anything else you want to say?
Yeah, I got something to say. [stands on a stool] You know, we kid around a lot here, but the truth is, we care about each other. And we're excited to be back, because we wanna address some serious issues and, you know, do something we can all be proud of. [Peter farts; everyone laughs]
Lois Oh, Peter!
Hehehehehe! Still got it! [the scene freezes, and the camera zooms out to reveal the Griffins' living room, where the scene is shown on a TV]
That was me. I used to think flatulence was something to laugh about. Truth is, 300,000,000 Americans a day expel gas through their anus. To learn more about flatulence, you can visit my ass. [farts again, then laughs] Just yankin' ya. [scene fades to black for a moment, then back in again; Peter farts once more]
