Eddie This show is not gonna save your theater! Maybe it's time to just move on.
Played by John C. Reilly 
Sing (2016) · 50 quotes
Sing (2016) · 50 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Sing (2016): in 5 of its 50 quotes
Most scenes with: Buster Moon (3)
A singing competition? Who wants to see another one of those?
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Now, my next show is gonna be drum-roll, please. A singing competition!
Eddie A singing competition? Who wants to see another one of those?
Everyone! Just think, your neighbour, the-the-the grocery store manager, that-that-that-that chicken, right there! Everyone is this city gets a shot at being at star, live on my stage!
Eddie Buster, this is a terrible idea?
Real talent from real life! That's what audiences want, and I'm going to give it to them!
Richard
[slams the spoon off his table]
Alright, well...
Eddie [causing it to fling into a bull's soup]
Look, can we please just get out of here?
Don't you want to eat?
Eddie No, it's just that... we can't afford any of this stuff.
Yes, I know, and that's why I brought sandwiches.
Eddie Uh, that’s not allowed, and...
What, you don’t like peanut butter and jelly?
Waiter
Excuse me, sir.
Eddie He’s done it. He’s really done it, Nana.
Oh, goodness.
Now welcome our first contestant.
The Thug Bear Gang Leader
[the music stops playing]
Which one of you is Moon?
Hey, hey, hey! You can't just barge in here!
The Thug Bear Gang Leader
[to Buster]
You know this guy? [shows him carrying Mike]
Mike?
The Thug Bear Gang Leader
Right. Mike here says you got his money, and it's in that box.
No, no, no, no, no. Just hold on a moment here. That's prize money, and it's not Mike's unless he wins it fair and–
Okay, okay! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, take it! The whole chest! It's yours, okay? All right here.
The Thug Bear Gang Leader
Open it.
Okay! No, I-I-I... I just don't, I-I don't have the keys, so maybe you can come back later?
The Thug Bear Gang Leader
[grabs Buster's ear]
Get outta the way! [throws Buster and Mike away. the member gives him a bat]
No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, WAIT!
[the thug bear gang leader breaks open the chest with the bat] [chuckling]
Hey, there you go! Big guy with the bat! Who needs keys, right? All right. Well, let's get this thing squared up now. [starts looking at the mess] What the... [looks around the mess] That's it? That's all there is!? [the thug bear gang looks at Mike, who looks at Buster, angrily] He lied! [the singers gasp in shock, the thug bear leader growls furiously] Moon lied to us all!
Wait a second. I can explain...
This is just a prop!
You're kidding!
I cannot believe you lied to us this whole time!
Huge waste of everyone's–
This was just–
Eddie BUSTER, LOOK OUT!!!
[the glass breaks and all the water spreads the theater]
Hey, how's our new stage hand getting on?
He's learning fast.
Eddie ALL SET AND STANDING BY! I LOVE THIS HEADSET!
Miss Crawly
The audience are in the seats, Mr. Moon.
Great! Hmmm.
Norman
Casper!
That's all?
Norman
Get your pants back on, young man! Please, you guys, please. Please sit down! Hey! Put your shoes back on right now! Zoe, I saw that! Stop it! And, Leo, that is disgusting.
Bob
Well, Johnny, I've covered many disasters for this network, but this is sure to... Oh, they're about to start.
Okay, guys. listen up! Look, I got to tell you, um, there's not much of an audience out there tonight. But you know what? It doesn't matter. It really doesn't. Because tonight is our night. And whatever happens, I just want you all to know not proud I am to be a part of this with you!
