Amos Hart quotes from Chicago (2002)

Amos Hart

Should'a been my name, Mr Cellophane. Cause you can look right through me, walk right by me, and never know I'm there.

Amos Hart

Hope I didn't take up too much of your time.

Amos Hart

Boy, what a sap I was!

Roxie

But he was trying to burgle me!

Harrison

From what I hear, he's been 'burgling' you three times a week for the past month.

Roxie

Yeah, I killed him! And I'd kill him again!

Harrison

Once was enough, dearie. Take her downtown!

Mama

You'll be staying in E Block. Murdereress' Row, we like to call it.

Roxie

Oh... is that nicer?

Roxie

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Mama

You're talking to the wrong people.

Roxie

God, that's beautiful!

Billy

Cut out God; stay where you're better accquainted.

Are you sorry?

Roxie

Are you kidding?

Would you like to give us a word or two?

Kitty

I'll give you three - GO TO HELL! (She kicks him in the groin)

Billy

Well, is she or isn't she?

Doctor

She is.

Billy

I see. And would you swear to that in court?

Doctor

Yes.

Billy

Good. Button your fly.

Amos

Laugh, why would they laugh?

Billy

'Cause they can count. Can you count?

Billy

Objection!

Judge

Sustained.

Harrison

Your Honor, I haven't asked a question yet!

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Velma

And then some.

Billy

I object! My client has never held a diary! And even if she did, this would be... invasion of privacy, and violation of the fourth amendment, and,and, and... and illegal search without a warrant!

Roxie

Yeah! And she broke the lock!

Billy

Miss Kelly, did you make a deal with Assistant D.A. Harrison to drop all charges against you in exchange for your testimony?

Velma

Why, sure. I'm not a complete idiot.

Roxie

It'll never work.

Velma

Why not?

Roxie

Because I hate you.

Velma

There's only one business where that's no problem at all.

Velma

Me and Roxie would just like to say thank you!

Roxie

Thank you! Believe us, we could never have done it without you!