But he was trying to burgle me!
From what I hear, he's been 'burgling' you three times a week for the past month.
Yeah, I killed him! And I'd kill him again!
Once was enough, dearie. Take her downtown!
You'll be staying in E Block. Murdereress' Row, we like to call it.
Oh... is that nicer?
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
You're talking to the wrong people.
God, that's beautiful!
Cut out God; stay where you're better accquainted.
Are you sorry?
Are you kidding?
Would you like to give us a word or two?
I'll give you three - GO TO HELL! (She kicks him in the groin)
(flustered)
She is.
I see. And would you swear to that in court?
Yes.
Good. Button your fly.
Laugh, why would they laugh?
'Cause they can count. Can you count?
Objection!
Sustained.
Your Honor, I haven't asked a question yet!
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
And then some.
I object! My client has never held a diary! And even if she did, this would be... invasion of privacy, and violation of the fourth amendment, and,and, and... and illegal search without a warrant!
Miss Kelly, did you make a deal with Assistant D.A. Harrison to drop all charges against you in exchange for your testimony?
Why, sure. I'm not a complete idiot.
It'll never work.
Why not?
Because I hate you.
There's only one business where that's no problem at all.
Me and Roxie would just like to say thank you!
Thank you! Believe us, we could never have done it without you!
