Roxie Hart My audience loves me. And I love them. And they love me for lovin' them and I love them for lovin' me. And we love each other. And that's cause none of us got enough love in our childhoods. And that's showbiz, kid.
Played by Renée Zellweger 
Chicago (2002) · 48 quotes
Chicago (2002) · 48 quotes
Most-quoted character in Chicago (2002): in 14 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Velma Kelly (2)
And that's good, isn't it grand, isn't it great, isn't it swell, isn't it fun, isn't it?
More lines from Roxie Hart
11 quotes Roxie Hart Roxie Hart (Singing)
You can like the life you're living, you can live the life you like, you can even marry Harry, and mess around with Ike!
Roxie Hart (At a press conference, protesting her innocence)
I bet you want to know why I shot the bastard?
Roxie Hart (Singing)
Who says that murder's not an art?
Roxie Hart I was born on a beautiful Southern convent... oh, holy shit, I'm never gonna get this straight.
Roxie Hart And then I started foolin' around... and then I started screwin' around, which is foolin' around without dinner.
Roxie Hart This dress makes me look like a Woolworths lamp shade. I'm not wearing this dress.
Roxie Hart You were mentioned in the paper today, in the back with the obituaries. 'Velma Kelly's trial has been post-poned indefinitely.' Seven words.
Roxie Hart You want some advice, well here's a piece of advice from me to you, lay off the caramels.
Roxie Hart Oh, and by the way, here's a piece of advice from me to you: lay off the caramels.
Roxie Hart (Velma just sung "I Can't Do It Alone")
So where was the part where you blew her brains out??
Scenes with Roxie Hart
2 scenes Roxie But he was trying to burgle me!
Harrison From what I hear, he's been 'burgling' you three times a week for the past month.
Roxie Yeah, I killed him! And I'd kill him again!
Harrison Once was enough, dearie. Take her downtown!
You'll be staying in E Block. Murdereress' Row, we like to call it.
Roxie Oh... is that nicer?
Roxie Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
You're talking to the wrong people.
Roxie God, that's beautiful!
Cut out God; stay where you're better accquainted.
Ms.Sunshine
Are you sorry?
Roxie Are you kidding?
Reporter
Would you like to give us a word or two?
Kitty I'll give you three - GO TO HELL! (She kicks him in the groin)
Doctor (flustered)
She is.
I see. And would you swear to that in court?
Doctor Yes.
Good. Button your fly.
Laugh, why would they laugh?
'Cause they can count. Can you count?
Objection!
Judge Sustained.
Harrison Your Honor, I haven't asked a question yet!
Baliff
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
And then some.
I object! My client has never held a diary! And even if she did, this would be... invasion of privacy, and violation of the fourth amendment, and,and, and... and illegal search without a warrant!
Roxie (outraged)
Yeah! And she broke the lock!
Miss Kelly, did you make a deal with Assistant D.A. Harrison to drop all charges against you in exchange for your testimony?
Why, sure. I'm not a complete idiot.
Roxie It'll never work.
Why not?
Roxie Because I hate you.
There's only one business where that's no problem at all.
Me and Roxie would just like to say thank you!
Roxie Thank you! Believe us, we could never have done it without you!
Roxie I was there the night you were arrested.
You, and half of Chicago.
