I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond when you yell at him.
Then why are you yelling at me?
Because you don't listen!
Agh, I'm not listening to this.
Vanessa My only interest is flowers.
Played by Renée Zellweger 
Bee Movie (2007) · 41 quotes
Bee Movie (2007) · 41 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Bee Movie (2007): in 9 of its 41 quotes
Most scenes with: Barry B. Benson (8)
Scenes with Vanessa
9 scenes Vanessa 
Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.
Vanessa Oh you poor thing. You two have been at this for hours!
Vanessa [gasps]
We're friends.
Good friends?
Yes.
How good?
Now hang on--
Do you live together?
Wait, that's not--
Are you her little... bedbug?
Vanessa It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice.
Vanessa My only interest is flowers.
Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.
Vanessa Oh, you poor thing. You two have been at this for hours!
[sarcastically]
Yes, and Adam here has a been a huge help. [Adam asleep in an empty Cinnabon box]
Vanessa It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!
It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
How about a suicide pact?
Vanessa How would we do it?
I'll sting you, you step on me.
Vanessa That just kills you twice.
Cow
[Barry is interviewing a cow]
Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!
I had no idea.
Vanessa Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment?
Mooseblood
Sorry I'm late.
Cow
He's a lawyer, too?
Mooseblood
Ma'am, I was already a bloodsucking parasite. [shows the cow his briefcase] All I needed was a briefcase.
[Shows DreamWorks logo] [there's a work in progress animation test for one of the first scenes in the movie. Unlike the final movie where Adam and Barry were driving, they are instead walking across the street]
Too bad about Frankie, huh? You going to his funeral?
No, I'm not going to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone, you die. You don't waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hothead.
Jerry Seinfeld
Hi, I'm Jerry Seinfeld, and I'm making a movie about bees. In my movie, bees talk, they drive cars, they watch television. [voice-over] And they work very very hard making lots and lots of honey.
[Another test animation is presented] [while flying]
Hey, I see a giant patch of flowers! Jackpot!
Seinfeld
[voice-over]
But our story really takes off when Barry does the one thing a bee is never ever supposed to do. Talk to humans.
Hi. [Vanessa gasps in shock and drops her dishes] I'm sorry.
Vanessa [spooked]
You're talking.
Yes, I know.
Vanessa You're a bee!
Seinfeld
[voice-over]
Anyway, there's lots of other funny bees and funny humans in the story, and we all have a great time. [on-screen] This is a world I can't wait to tell you about. [Puts on bee antennas]
Announcer
Bee Movie. Coming November 2007.
November? [walks left across the movie title] I have to wait 'til November 2007?
Announcer
Yes, you do.
Oh, that is brutal! [leaves the shot going left]
[Thud!] [A white title card slides down from the ceiling with yellow subtitles reading "In Theaters November 2007"]
