Catherine Zeta-Jones movie quotes

41 quotes from 6 movies

Chicago (2002) as Velma Kelly

View Quote (Singing) Come on babe, why don't we paint the town? And all that jazz, I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down, and all that jazz! Start the car, I know a whoopie spot, where the gin is cold and the piano's hot! It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl and all that jazz.

View Quote (Listening to a description of Roxie's trial on the radio) She stole my garters! First she steals my publicity. Then she steals my lawyer, my trial date. And now she steals my goddamn garter.

View Quote (Singing) No I'm no one's wife, but oh, I love my life and all that jazz.

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Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003) as Marina

View Quote [to Sinbad] You... you egotistical, disrespectful, pretentious, pompous, self-centered, cantankerous, untrustworthy, ungrateful, impossible, insufferable....

View Quote Are you crazy! I saved your life!

View Quote [to Sinbad, heartbroken] I can't watch you die! [whispers] I love you.

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The Haunting (1999) as Theo

View Quote You feel cut off from the world, but the world has missed you. Happy tossing and turning.

View Quote [looking at the "Door Of Hell"] You don't get this from the Martha Stewart catalog.

View Quote Theo: Is this one of your sick jokes, Luke?
Luke: What? You really think I wrote that?
Theo: You found it; you could have.
Luke: How, with the 20-foot ladder I keep in my back pocket?

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Entrapment (1999) as Gin

View Quote [Mac has just shown Gin pictures of her shadowing him at the Cryptonic offices and she's not amused]
Gin: I said this is called entrapment.
Mac: No. Actually, it's called blackmail. Entrapment is what cops do to thieves.

View Quote [at the Pudu LRT station, a train passes and Gin appears on the opposite platform]
Mac: How did you do it?
Gin: I jumped trains mid-station. When the train slowed down I just... It was perfect.
Mac: Was it now?
Gin: [starts walking along the platform] You know what, Mac? I don't want to hold the record alone.
Mac: No?
Gin: I need your help on another job.
Mac: Wow. The crown jewels or something?
Gin: [smiling] No! Come on! Too easy.

View Quote [Gin wakes up to see Mac sitting in her room]
Mac: Rule number one: never carry a gun. If you carry a gun you may be tempted to use it.
Gin: What are you doing here?
Mac: I'm going to ask you some questions. If I don't like your answers, you're going out the window. Why are you following me?
Gin: I've got a proposition for you.
Mac: How do I know that you're not a cop?
Gin: I-I don't know. You-You're just going to have to trust me.
Mac: Rule number two: never trust a naked woman.

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The Legend of Zorro (2005) as Elena

View Quote Elena: When I said we were never meant to be together... I mean it.
Zorro: Finally, we agree on something!

View Quote Elena: It's who we are.

View Quote Zorro: Why are you still wearing his necklace?
Elena: I'm under cover! Besides, these are pearls. You never gave me pearls.
Zorro: I thought you didn't care about things like that.
Elena: I lied. Every woman loves pearls.
Zorro: Well, now you have them, *princess*.

Traffic (2000) as Helena Ayala

View Quote I'm on the board of my son's school, I have fundraisers for adult literacy at my own home. I think I have a right to know if my husband is a legitimate business man.

View Quote Not in the doll. The doll is cocaine.

View Quote This may be your last chance to do this. Now get out of the car and shoot him in the head! Just shoot him!