Armand I don't know why they call it "wine-tasting". After two glasses, you can't taste anything.
The Legend of Zorro quotes
Armand It's who we are.
When I said we were never meant to be together... I mean it.
Finally, we agree on something!
(to Tornado)
Over the hill! To the Governor's mansion! (Tornado doesn't answer) I said over the hill! To the Governor's mansion! (Tornado doesn't answer again) A la colina! A la casa del gobernador! (Tornado finally answers) We need to work on your English!
Elena... My family is my life.
What are you doing in a bar?
Joaquin What are you doing in jail?
I asked you first!
Why are you still wearing his necklace?
I'm under cover! Besides, these are pearls. You never gave me pearls.
I thought you didn't care about things like that.
I lied. Every woman loves pearls.
Well, now you have them, *princess*.
[drunk]
Count Armand, with his fancy wine and his frufru accent. Nobody leaves my tequila worm dangling in the wind...