Mac

Rule number one: never carry a gun. If you carry a gun you may be tempted to use it.

Gin

What are you doing here?

Mac

I'm going to ask you some questions. If I don't like your answers, you're going out the window. Why are you following me?

Gin

I've got a proposition for you.

Mac

How do I know that you're not a cop?

Gin

I-I don't know. You-You're just going to have to trust me.

Mac

Rule number two: never trust a naked woman.