John Patrick Mason
Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen!
Movies
The Rock (1996)
The Hunt for Red October (1990)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Finding Forrester (2000)
Dragonheart (1996)
The Man who would be King (1975)
Rising Sun (1993)
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
The Untouchables (1987)
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
From Russia with Love (1963)
Thunderball (1965)
First Knight (1995)
Entrapment (1999)
Playing By Heart (1998)
The Rock (1996)
The Hunt for Red October (1990)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Finding Forrester (2000)
Dragonheart (1996)
The Man who would be King (1975)
Rising Sun (1993)
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
The Untouchables (1987)
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
From Russia with Love (1963)
Thunderball (1965)
First Knight (1995)
Entrapment (1999)
Playing By Heart (1998)
John Patrick Mason
John Patrick Mason
Now Womack, you're between The Rock, and a hard case. How's your bowling arm?
John Patrick Mason
Welcome to the rock!
Capt. Marko Ramius
...the only sound they will hear is our laughter, while we sail to Havana, where the sun is warm, and so is the...comradeship.
Capt. Marko Ramius
When he reached the New World, Cortez burned his ships. As a result, his men were well motivated.
Capt. Marko Ramius
Once more, we play our dangerous game, a game of chess against our old adversary - The American Navy. For forty years, your fathers before you and your older brothers played this game and played it well. But today the game is different. We have the advantage.
James Bond
[about to make love to Helga Brandt]
Oh the things I do for England.
James Bond
[Bond has just sent Blofeld's henchman into the water. The piranha immediately attack him]
Bon appetit!
James Bond
[Coded message to headquarters]
Little Nelly got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper advances toward her, but she defended her honor with great success.
William Forrester
No thinking -- that comes later. You must write your first draft with your heart. You rewrite with your head. The first key to writing is... to write, not to think!
William Forrester
The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.
William Forrester
[to Jamal]
What you write in this apartment stays in this apartment. No exceptions.
Draco
(flings a knight's corpse at Bowen and Gilbert)
That's all that's left of the last dragon-slayer who tangled with me! If I were you, I'd quit while I was ahead!
Draco
You should never listen to minstrels' fancies. A dragon would never hurt a soul, unless they tried to hurt him first.
Draco
When you squeeze the nobilty, it's the peasants that feel the pinch.
Daniel Dravot
In any place where they fight, a man who knows how to drill men can always be a King. We shall go to those parts and say to any King we find — "D'you want to vanquish your foes?' and we will show him how to drill men; for that we know better than anything else. Then we will subvert that King and seize his Throne and establish a Dynasty.
Daniel Dravot
The more tribes, the more they'll fight, and the better for us.
Daniel Dravot
[Wistfully observing dancing women]
Boil'em once or twice in hot water and they'll come out like chicken and ham! You wouldn't know them from the Gaietey Chorus!
John Connor
The Japanese have a saying, "Fix the problem, not the blame." Find out what's **** up and fix it. Nobody gets blamed. We're always after who **** up. Their way is better.
John Connor
They say if you must resort to violence, then you've already lost.
John Connor
Do you know what's true? When something sounds too good to be true, then it's not true.
Allan Quatermain
[Knocks out an enemy by smashing a liquor bottle on him; looks at the broken bottle]
Wicked waste.
Allan Quatermain
[He impales an enemy on the horn of a bull head on the wall. The Union Jack then drapes over the dead enemy]
Rule Britannia.
Sanderson Reed
[War with]
Everyone. A world war.
Allan Quatermain
And this notion makes you sweat?
Sanderson Reen
Heavens, man. Doesn't it you?
Allan Quatermain
This is Africa, dear boy. Sweating is what we do.
Jim Malone
[chasing a knife-armed thug out of his house with a shotgun]
Isn't that just like a Wop? Brings a knife to a gunfight! Get outta here, you Dago bastard!
Jim Malone
[about finding a team member not under Capone's influence]
If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.
Jim Malone
[to Ness, preparing for the liquor raid at the border]
Take it easy...take it easy! It'll all happen in time. This is the job. Don't wait for it to happen. Don't even want it to happen. Just watch what does happen.
James Bond
[after killing what appears to be Blofeld]
Welcome to hell, Blofeld.
James Bond
[after flinging Mr. Wint with a bomb into the ocean]
Well, he certainly left with his tails between the legs.
James Bond
[Plenty O'Toole is thrown out of the window and lands in the middle of the hotel's swimming pool] [looking down]
Exceptionally fine shot.
Slumber Inc. Attendant
I didn't know there was a pool down there.
James Bond
[When asked by a US Submarine Captain how he knew top secret US information]
From a Russian translation of one of your service manuals.
Maximilian Largo
Do you lose as gracefully as you win?
James Bond
I don't know, I've never lost.
James Bond
Is it far to the reef?
Fatima Blush
It's far enough. We've got time to kill.
James Bond
Red wine with fish... Well, that should have told me something.
James Bond
You won't be needing this, Old man!
Kerim Bay
[Bond and Kerim Bay are spying on the Soviet Embassy to Turkey through a periscope]
A gift from your navy. It is a pity we cannot hear too. How are things in there?
James Bond
[Tatiana Romanova enters room, the periscope shows she is leggy]
Well, from this angle... things are shaping up nicely.
James Bond
[placing Fiona's body in a chair after her assassins accidentally shoot her; to other guests]
Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead.
James Bond
[at Col Jacques Bouvar's funeral]
Madame, I've, er, come to offer my... sincere condolences. [punches the "widow" in the face]
M
[Bond shows M a picture of Dominique Derval, the Vulcan pilot's sister]
Do we know where she is now?
Bond
Nassau.
M
Do you think she's worth going after?
Bond
Well, I wouldn't put it quite like that, sir...
King Arthur
For the first in my life, I wanted what all wise men say can't last; what can't be promised or made to linger any more than sunlight. I don't want to die without having felt its warmth on my face.
King Arthur
Lancelot, just a thought. A man who fears nothing is a man who loves nothing; and if you love nothing, what joy is there in your life? I may be wrong.
King Arthur
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to choose it, and the strength to make it endure.
Thibadeaux
Well, Mac, this looks like the end of a terrible friendship. But you still owe me for today.
Mac
I always pay my debts. [Hands over superchips] Four prototype superchips. Value: five million dollars each.
Gin
[Mac has just shown Gin pictures of her shadowing him at the Cryptonic offices and she's not amused]
I said this is called entrapment.
Mac
No. Actually, it's called blackmail. Entrapment is what cops do to thieves.
Mac
[at the Pudu LRT station, a train passes and Gin appears on the opposite platform]
How did you do it?
Gin
I jumped trains mid-station. When the train slowed down I just... It was perfect.
Mac
Was it now?
Gin
[starts walking along the platform]
You know what, Mac? I don't want to hold the record alone.
Mac
No?
Gin
I need your help on another job.
Mac
Wow. The crown jewels or something?
Gin
[smiling]
No! Come on! Too easy.
Paul
What are you thinking?.
Hannah Hot liquids and facial burns..
Paul
You know, I never knew what love was until I met your mother. And by then it was too late.
Hannah
And you really didn't sleep with her?.
Paul
No..
Hannah
And you didn't want to sleep with her?.
Paul
Good G-d, yes, I did..