Aki I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.
James Bond
Sean Connery · 20 quotes
Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Donald Pleasence · 7 quotes
Tiger Tanaka
Tetsuro Tamba · 7 quotes
Helga Brandt
Karin Dor · 3 quotes
Miss MoneyPenny
Lois Maxwell · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: James Bond & Tiger Tanaka (6), James Bond & Ernst Stavro Blofeld (2), James Bond & Helga Brandt (2)
You Only Live Twice quotes
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Foreign Secretary As a matter of fact, our man in Hong Kong is working on it now. [cuts to next scene in Hong Kong, Bond is in bed with a Chinese woman]
Henderson That was stirred, not shaken?
Russian Diplomat The world knows we are a peace-loving people.
I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl.
[shows the x-ray of the PPK to Osato & Brandt]
Only one person we know uses this sort of gun. James Bond.
Mr. Osato But Bond is dead!
It was in all the newspapers!
Rubbish. Bond is alive. Unless you killed him, Mr. Osato. Don't tell me you let him go.
Mr. Osato I gave Number 11 the strictest orders to eliminate him.
And did she?
Mr. Osato She failed.
This organization does not tolerate failure.
Mr. Osato I know, but do you see I...
GO!
[Osato crosses the bridge over the water where the piranha are waiting] [addressing Helga]
Well.
[Helga starts across. Blofeld hits a pedal that causes the bridge bottom to drop out, sending Helga into the piranha-filled water. The lethal fish immediately converge on her and she is dead in seconds. Osato looks on in horror] [addressing Osato]
Kill Bond! Now!
Mr. Osato Yes, Number One! Yes. Yes, yes.
James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.
Yes, this is my second life.
You only live twice, Mr. Bond.
The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army. You can watch it all on TV. It's the last program you're likely to see.
Well, if I'm gonna be forced to watch television, may I smoke?
Yes. Give him his cigarettes. It won't be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bond.
Good choice, she's very sexyful.
I want to take a look at the island now. Is Little Nellie here?
Yes. And her father.
[James, Aki, and Tiger enter a nearby garage where an agitated and a sweating Q is waiting]
Welcome to Japan, Dad. Is my little girl hot and ready?
Q Look, 007, I've had a long and tiring journey, probably to no purpose, so I'm in no mood for juvenile quips.
Is this the only room there is?
Kissy Suzuki Yes. That is your bed,
Kissy Suzuki [points to one side of room]
I shall sleep over there.
Kissy Suzuki Think again, please. You gave false name to priest.
Yes, but we must keep up appearances. We're on our honeymoon.
Kissy Suzuki No honeymoon. This is business.
Well, enjoy yourself. [Brandt slaps him]
M [buzzing intercom]
Miss MoneyPenny, give 007 the password we've agreed with Japanese S.I.S.
Yes sir. [to Bond] We tried to think of something that you wouldn't forget.
Yes?
"I, love, you". Repeat it please, to make sure you get it
Don't worry, I get it.
Oh, by the way, how was the girl?
The... uh... Chinese one we set you up with?
Another few minutes and I would have found out.
Mr. Osato You should give up smoking. Cigarettes are very bad for your chest.
Mr. Osato believes in healthy chest.