Submarine Captain
Dinghy's on board, sir.
M [referring to Bond in the dinghy]
Tell him to come below and report.
It'll be a pleasure, sir.
James Bond
Sean Connery · 20 quotes
Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Donald Pleasence · 7 quotes
Tiger Tanaka
Tetsuro Tamba · 7 quotes
Helga Brandt
Karin Dor · 3 quotes
Miss MoneyPenny
Lois Maxwell · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: James Bond & Tiger Tanaka (6), James Bond & Ernst Stavro Blofeld (2), James Bond & Helga Brandt (2)
You Only Live Twice quotes
Page 2 of 3 M Permit me to introduce myself. I am Tanaka. Please call me Tiger.
If you're Tanaka, then how do you feel about me?
Well, I'm glad we got that out of the way.
Rule number one: never do anything yourself when someone else can do it for you.
And rule number two?
Rule number two: in Japan, men come first, women come second.
I just might retire to here.
[A car chasing Aki and Bond gets picked up by Tanaka's helicopter and gets dropped into the ocean.]
How is that for Japanese efficiency?
Just a drop in the ocean.
Henderson [After Dikko Henderson gives Bond a vodka martini]
Oh, that's uh, stirred, not shaken. That was right, wasn't it?
Perfect.
[Being bathed by Tanaka's women]
You know what it is about you that fascinates them, don't you? It's the hair on your chest. Japanese men all have beautiful bare skin.
Japanese proverb say, "Bird never make nest in bare tree."
Blofeld's Financier
[Blofeld has demanded an advance payment of $100 million in gold]
Our agreement states quite clearly that no money should be paid until war has broken out between Russia and the United States.
Financier
This is extortion!
[shows his SPECTRE ring]
Extortion is my business. Go away and think it over, gentlemen. I'm busy.
[James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman]
Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
Ling You think we better, huh?
No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both.
Ling Darling, I give you very best duck.
You sound like a commercial.
[Bond has just sent Blofeld's henchman into the water. The piranha immediately attack him]
Bon appetit!
[Bond is about to have his chest waxed so he can pass for Japanese]
Why don't you just dye the parts that show?
[Bond is caught trying to enter the SPECTRE spacecraft]
You made a mistake, my friend. No astronaut would enter the capsule carrying his air conditioner.
[Coded message to headquarters]
Little Nelly got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper advances toward her, but she defended her honor with great success.
As you can see, I am about to inaugurate a little war. In a matter of hours, after America and Russia have annihilated each other, we shall see a new power dominating the world.