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You Only Live Twice

You Only Live Twice quotes

30 total quotes

Ernst Stavro Blofeld
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James Bond

View Quote Submarine Captain: Dinghy's on board, sir.
M: [referring to Bond in the dinghy] Tell him to come below and report.
Miss MoneyPenny: It'll be a pleasure, sir.
View Quote Tiger Tanaka: Permit me to introduce myself. I am Tanaka. Please call me Tiger.
Bond: If you're Tanaka, then how do you feel about me?
Tiger Tanaka: [the code response] I... love you.
Bond: Well, I'm glad we got that out of the way.
View Quote Tiger Tanaka: Rule number one: never do anything yourself when someone else can do it for you.
Bond: And rule number two?
Tiger Tanaka: Rule number two: in Japan, men come first, women come second.
Bond: I just might retire to here.
View Quote [Being bathed by Tanaka's women]
Tiger Tanaka: You know what it is about you that fascinates them, don't you? It's the hair on your chest. Japanese men all have beautiful bare skin.
Bond: Japanese proverb say, "Bird never make nest in bare tree."
View Quote [Blofeld has demanded an advance payment of $100 million in gold]
Blofeld's Financier: Our agreement states quite clearly that no money should be paid until war has broken out between Russia and the United States.
Financier: This is extortion!
Blofeld: [shows his SPECTRE ring] Extortion is my business. Go away and think it over, gentlemen. I'm busy.
View Quote [James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman]
Bond: Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
Ling: You think we better, huh?
Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both.
Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.
View Quote [Tiger is showing Bond a shooting cigarette.]
Tiger: It can save your life, this cigarette.
Bond: You sound like a commercial.
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View Quote [about to make love to Helga Brandt] Oh the things I do for England.
View Quote [Bond has just sent Blofeld's henchman into the water. The piranha immediately attack him] Bon appetit!
View Quote [Bond is about to have his chest waxed so he can pass for Japanese] Why don't you just dye the parts that show?
View Quote [Bond is caught trying to enter the SPECTRE spacecraft] You made a mistake, my friend. No astronaut would enter the capsule carrying his air conditioner.
View Quote [Coded message to headquarters] Little Nelly got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper advances toward her, but she defended her honor with great success.
View Quote As you can see, I am about to inaugurate a little war. In a matter of hours, after America and Russia have annihilated each other, we shall see a new power dominating the world.
View Quote I shall look forward personally to exterminating you, Mr. Bond.