Q
Good to see you Mr Bond, things have been awfully dull around here...Now you're on this, I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence!
James Bond
I certainly hope so too.
A line from James Bond
[When asked by a US Submarine Captain how he knew top secret US information]
From a Russian translation of one of your service manuals.
Scenes with James Bond
8 scenes James Bond
M
Too many free radicals. That's your problem.
James Bond
"Free radicals," sir?
M
Yes. They're toxins that destroy the body and the brain, caused by eating too much red meat and white bread and too many dry martinis!
James Bond
Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir.
M
Oh, you'll do more than that, 007. From now on you will suffer a strict regimen of diet and exercise; we shall purge those toxins from you!
James Bond
Shrublands?
M
You got it!
Fatima Blush
[Fatima Blush lands in James Bond's arms when she water-skis up the ramp to the bar]
Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.
James Bond
Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James.
Maximilian Largo
Are you a man who enjoys games?
James Bond
Depends with whom I'm playing.
Maximilian Largo
Do you lose as gracefully as you win?
James Bond
I don't know, I've never lost.
James Bond
Is it far to the reef?
Fatima Blush
It's far enough. We've got time to kill.
Fatima Blush
Hold it! [points her gun at Bond] Sit up. Your gun. Carefully. Over here. Spread your legs. Good. Very good. You're quite a man, Mr. James Bond. But I am a superior woman. Guess where you get the first one.
James Bond
Well, in view of your hatred of men...
Fatima Blush
[enraged]
LIAR! [normal] You know that making love to Fatima was the greatest pleasure of your life.
James Bond
Well, to be perfectly honest, there was this girl in Philadelphia...
Fatima Blush
SHUT UP! I am the best.
James Bond
Yes. Yes, you're right. In fact, I was going to put you in my memoirs as...number one.
Fatima Blush
Write. [keeps pointing her gun at Bond and gives the newspaper to him] Write. [Bond takes the pen-gun out of his pocket] Now write this: "The greatest rapture in my life was afforded me in a boat in Nassau by Fatima Blush. Signed James Bond, 007".
James Bond
I just remembered...It's against service policy for agents to give out endorsements.
Fatima Blush
WRITE!
James Bond
Right now?
Fatima Blush
[last words]
Right now.
James Bond
[Bond shoots at Fatima. She shoots at him and misses. The pen-gun projectile seems to fail...only red ink appears on her blouse. Fatima laughs and the projectile detonates, killing her]
"Not perfected yet"?
James Bond
[Last lines] [Bond pulls Nigel out from hiding in the bush and throws him into the pool]
Oh, no.
Nigel Small-Fawcett
I'm sorry, Mr. Bond. Obviously caught you at a bad moment.
James Bond
M sent you.
Nigel Small-Fawcett
Only to plead for your return, sir. M says that without you in the service, he fears for the security of the civilized world.
James Bond
Never again.
Domino Petachi
Never?
[Bond and Domino kiss and Bond winks at the audience as the scene freezes and irises out between the numbers O and 7]
Other characters in Never Say Never Again
More Sean Connery characters
John Patrick Mason
Capt. Marko Ramius
James Bond
William Forrester
Daniel Dravot
Draco
John Connor
Allan Quatermain