Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been three days since my last confession.

Three days? How many sins could you have committed in three days? Come back when you have more time, pleace.

What?

I mean, go on my child.

I have broken the fourth commandment, padre.

You killed somebody?

No, that is not the fourth commandment.

Of course not. Tell me, in what way did you break the most sacred of commandments?

I dishonored my father.

That is not so bad. Maybe your father deserved it.