A character in Sing (2016)

Ash quotes from Sing (2016)

Scarlett Johansson
A line from Ash [as Buster plays "Call Me Maybe" to her]

I am NOT singing this.

More lines from Ash

3 quotes
Ash
[sarcastic]

Wow, it is like you can see inside my tiny teenaged mind!

Ash
[after seeing Becky and Lance making out and finding out Lance broke up with her]

BECKY?!

Ash
[angrily kicking them out for breaking up with her]

I DID IT FOR US, LANCE! YOU AND ME!

Scenes with Ash

2 scenes
Buster

Mike, you're on first.

Mike

Sure. (Phone ringing) Uh, just a second here. Honey, I'm busy. What? I can't hear you.

Buster

Rosita and Gunter, you're on after Mike.

Rosita

You've got it, boss.

Gunter

Rosita! Ha-ha! Super Cool! You've like totally come back!

Buster

OK, Johnny, you follow them.

Johnny

What? Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm ready! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Buster

Ash, you're...?

Ash

After Johnny. I got it!

Buster

And Meena, last chance, kid. You want to... You want to join these guys out there today?

Meena

Oh, well, I-I w-would… I just get so scared.

Buster

Are you sure, you do. Alright, but-but... But you know how to get over that, right?

Meena

Uh, no.

Buster

If you just start singing!

Eddie

He’s done it. He’s really done it, Nana.

Nana

Oh, goodness.

Buster

Now welcome our first contestant.

Buster
[on the day of the screening, the thug bear gang interrupt the show]

Whoa!

The Thug Bear Gang Leader
[the music stops playing]

Which one of you is Moon?

Buster

Hey, hey, hey! You can't just barge in here!

The Thug Bear Gang Leader
[to Buster]

You know this guy? [shows him carrying Mike]

Buster

Mike?

The Thug Bear Gang Leader

Right. Mike here says you got his money, and it's in that box.

Buster

No, no, no, no, no. Just hold on a moment here. That's prize money, and it's not Mike's unless he wins it fair and–

Mike
[choking]

Give him the money!

Buster

Okay, okay! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, take it! The whole chest! It's yours, okay? All right here.

The Thug Bear Gang Leader

Open it.

Buster
[stammering]

Open it? Me?!

Mike
[choking harder]

OPEN IT!

Buster

Okay! No, I-I-I... I just don't, I-I don't have the keys, so maybe you can come back later?

The Thug Bear Gang Leader
[grabs Buster's ear]

Get outta the way! [throws Buster and Mike away. the member gives him a bat]

Buster

No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, WAIT!

Mike
[the thug bear gang leader breaks open the chest with the bat] [chuckling]

Hey, there you go! Big guy with the bat! Who needs keys, right? All right. Well, let's get this thing squared up now. [starts looking at the mess] What the... [looks around the mess] That's it? That's all there is!? [the thug bear gang looks at Mike, who looks at Buster, angrily] He lied! [the singers gasp in shock, the thug bear leader growls furiously] Moon lied to us all!

Buster

Wait a second. I can explain...

Mike
[to the thug bear gang leader]

He's your problem, not me!

Buster

This is just a prop!

Johnny
[the singers and the thug bear gang walk over to Buster]

So where's the $100,000?!

Rosita

You're kidding!

Johnny

I cannot believe you lied to us this whole time!

Ash

Huge waste of everyone's–

Buster Moon

This was just–

Eddie

BUSTER, LOOK OUT!!!
[the glass breaks and all the water spreads the theater]

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