Scarlett Johansson movie quotes

View Quote I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre. I guess every girl goes through a photography phase. You know, horses... taking dumb pictures of your feet.

View Quote Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun.

View Quote You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?

View Quote Rebecca: [arriving at the graduation ball] Wow. This is so bad, it's almost good.
Enid: This is so bad, it's gone past good and back to bad again.

View Quote Enid: Sometimes I think I'm going crazy from sexual frustration.
Rebecca: And you haven't heard of the miracle of masturbation?

View Quote Weird Al: Hi. My name is Allen and I'll be your waiter this afternoon.
Enid: Hi, Al.
Rebecca: Can we call you "Weird Al"?
Weird Al: I'd imagine so.

View Quote Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

View Quote You just gotta believe in yourself. You just gotta believe!

View Quote I’M GONNA BE BALD?!

View Quote None of what you just said is good.

View Quote [Brings Dr. Henry Loomis to boat bow] Let me show you something. You feel that spray? [Henry confirms] Now imagine the boat rocking at 15 to 20 degrees, we're moving at 30 knots. You got sweat running in your eyes, and you're close enough to look that thing right in the teeth. You got this.

View Quote We are very pathetic. What do you say we stay alive and get rich this time?

View Quote Life was given to us a billion years ago. What have we done with it?

View Quote I feel everything. Space, the air, the vibrations, the people, I can feel the gravity, I can feel the rotation of the Earth, the heat leaving my body, the blood in my veins. I can feel my brain. The deepest parts of my memory.i wish you can feel the same.

View Quote We never really die.

View Quote [From the trailer] Maybe it's just me, but (reffering to D-16) he's different.

View Quote (seeing Orion and D-16 at the Iacon-5000 race) You gotta be kidding me.

View Quote (after she and Orion successfully expose the truth about Sentinel) Pax, we did it!

View Quote I just have to come face to face with the fact that I’m not gifted. I can appreciate art and I like music, but it’s sad, really because I feel like I have a lot to express, and I’m not gifted.

View Quote If you don't start undressing me soon this is going to turn into a panel discussion.

View Quote I'll go to your room, but you'll have to seduce me.

View Quote The past is just a story we tell ourselves.

View Quote The heart's not like a box that gets filled up; it expands in size the more you love.

View Quote You know, I can feel the fear you carry around, and I wish there was something I could do to help you let go of it, because if you could, I don't think you'd feel so alone anymore.

View Quote I never really came alive for myself; I was only feeding his aliveness.

View Quote Nicole Barber: You shouldn't have fired Bert!
Charlie Barber: [smugly] I needed my own asshole.

View Quote Nicole Barber: You should've considered my happiness too.
Charlie Barber: Come on, you were happy. You've just decided that you weren't now.

View Quote [as Buster plays "Call Me Maybe" to her] I am NOT singing this.

View Quote [sarcastic] Wow, it is like you can see inside my tiny teenaged mind!

View Quote [after seeing Becky and Lance making out and finding out Lance broke up with her] BECKY?!

View Quote There's a common belief among anthropologists that you must immerse yourself in an unfamiliar world in order to truly understand your own.

View Quote You want to know about the dads? I'll tell you about the dads. They're chubby, bald, steak-eating, cigar-smoking, type-A pigs who get more turned on by the Bloomberg Wire than they do by any hot nannies. Actually, it's all of you in about 5 years. So take it from me, guys: Enjoy tonight, because your future looks pretty **** bleak.

View Quote My desire to be an observer of life was actually keeping me from having one.

View Quote Natasha: How's little Natasha?
Laura: She's…Nathaniel. [Smiles apologetically]
[Natasha leans down and glares at Laura's baby bump]
Natasha: Traitor.

View Quote [After the other Avengers have tried and failed to lift Mjölnir]
Tony: The handle is imprinted, right? Like a security code. "Whoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints," I think, is the literal translation.
Thor: Yes, well, that's a very interesting theory. However, I have a simpler one. [Easily lifts the hammer and flips it with one hand] You're all not worthy.
Ultron: [Slowly] Worthy.
Ultron: No, how could you be worthy? You're all killers.
Rogers: Stark…
Tony: JARVIS…
Ultron: Sorry, I was asleep… Or… I was a dream.
Tony: [Tapping his phone] Reboot Legionnaire OS, we got a buggy suit.
Ultron: There was a terrible noise… And I was tangled in… in… strings… I had to kill the other guy. He was a good guy.
Rogers: You killed someone?
Ultron: Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world we're faced with ugly choices.
Thor: Who sent you?
Ultron: [Replaying Tony's voice] "I see a suit of armor around the world."
Banner: Ultron!
Ultron: In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this…chrysalis. But I'm ready. I'm on mission.
Natasha: What mission?
Ultron: Peace in our time.

View Quote Natasha: [hoping to assuage Banner's guilt] Thor, report on the Hulk.
Thor: [pleased] The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims.
[Natasha gives Thor a shocked look as Banner covers his face.]
Thor: [chastened] Eh, but not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no, uh, wounded screams. Mainly whimpering. Great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids, uh... and, uh... gout.

View Quote [tying Jojo's shoes] You grab the rabbit by the tail, wrap it around his ear, tie it all up and then stuff it back down the hole.

View Quote [responding to Jojo who whines over his scar] Enjoy the attention, kid. Not everyone is lucky enough to look stupid. I for one am cursed to look incredibly attractive.

View Quote [to Jojo] Mmmm-mmm-mm-mmm, my darling little cub.

View Quote (while she and Lincoln are kissing) I've finally found The Island, Tom. It's you.

View Quote The Island is real. It’s us

View Quote Jordan Two-Delta: (seeing a motorcycle scream down the road) What was that?
Lincoln Six-Echo: I don't know. (smiles) But I want one.

View Quote [Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanoff have booted up an old computer in an abandoned WWII S.H.I.E.L.D base for information... and discover that the computer AI is Dr. Arnim Zola's preserved consciousness.]
Rogers: How did you get here?
Dr. Arnim Zola: Invited.
Natasha: It was Operation Paperclip after World War II. S.H.I.E.L.D recruited German scientists with strategic values.
Zola: They thought I could help their cause. I also helped my own.
Rogers: HYDRA died with the Red Skull.
Zola: Cut off one head, two more shall take its place.
Rogers: Prove it.
Zola: Accessing archive. [The computer screen shows them old footage of the Red Skull and the original S.H.I.E.L.D founders] HYDRA was founded on the belief that humanity could not be trusted with its own freedom. What we did not realize was that if you try to take that freedom, they resist. The war taught us much. Humanity needed to surrender its freedom willingly. After the war, S.H.I.E.L.D was founded and I was recruited. The new HYDRA grew. A beautiful parasite inside S.H.I.E.L.D. For seventy years, HYDRA has been secretly feeding crisis, reaping war. And when history did not cooperate, history was changed. [The computer screen shows field reports with photos of the Winter Soldier, carrying out top-level assassinations for HYDRA]
Natasha: That's impossible, S.H.I.E.L.D would have stopped you.
Zola: Accidents will happen. [The computer screen shows them HYDRA had killed Howard and Maria Stark making it look like a car accident, along with the recent death of Fury] HYDRA created a world so chaotic that humanity is finally ready to sacrifice its freedom to gain its security. Once the purification process is complete, HYDRA's new world order will arise. We won, Captain. Your death amounts to the same as your Life; a zero sum. [In anger Steve suddenly smashes the computer screen. Zola's face reappears on another] As I was saying…
Rogers: What's on this drive?
Zola: Project Insight requires insight. So I wrote an algorithm.
Natasha: What kind of algorithm? What does it do?
Zola: The answer to your question is fascinating. Unfortunately, you shall be too dead to hear it. [Bunker door starts to close; Steve throws his shield to keep it open, but it bounces off and the door closes]
Natasha: [Checks her phone] Steve, we got a bogey! Short-range ballistic. Thirty seconds, tops.
Rogers: Who fired it?
Natasha: [Grimly] S.H.I.E.L.D.
Zola: I'm afraid I have been stalling, Captain. Admit it, it's better this way. [Steve pulls out a grate in the floor and jumps through it with Natasha] We are, both of us, out of time.
[The missile hits, reducing the bunker to rubble]

View Quote [Talking about Fury's death.]
Natasha: I know who killed Fury. Most of the intelligence community doesn't believe he exists. The ones who do call him the Winter Soldier. He's credited with over two dozen assassinations in the last fifty years.
Rogers: So, he's a ghost story.
Natasha: Five years ago I was escorting a nuclear engineer out of Iran, somebody shot out my tires near Odessa. We lost control, went straight over a cliff, I pulled us out, but the Winter Soldier was there. I was covering my engineer, so he shot him straight through me. [Pulls up her shirt to show him the bullet wound on the side of her belly] A Soviet slug, no rifling. Bye-bye bikinis.
Rogers: Yeah, I bet you look terrible in them now.
Natasha: [Smirks] Going after him is a dead end. I know, I've tried. [Holds up the flash drive] Like you said, he's a ghost story.
Rogers: [Takes the flash drive] Well, let's find out what the ghost wants.

View Quote [Natasha Romanoff and Steve Rogers drive up to New Jersey pursuing a lead.]
Natasha: [About Steve kissing her] Was that your first kiss since 1945?
Rogers: That bad huh?
Natasha: I didn't say it was bad.
Rogers: Well, it kinda sounded like that.
Natasha: No, I was just wondering.
Rogers: That was not my first kiss since 1945. I'm 95, I'm not dead.
Natasha: Nobody special, though?
Rogers: [Chuckles] Believe it or not, it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience.
Natasha: Well, that's alright, you just make something up.
Rogers: What, like you?
Natasha: I don't know. The truth is a matter of circumstances, it's not all things to all people all the time. And neither am I.
Rogers: That's a tough way to live.
Natasha: It's a good way not to die, though.
Rogers: You know, it's kind of hard to trust someone when you don't know who that someone really is.
Natasha: Yeah. Who do you want me to be?
Rogers: How about a friend?
Natasha: [Chuckles] Well, there's a chance you might be in the wrong business, Rogers.

View Quote Barbara: Movies and porno are different, Jon! They give awards for movies!
Jon: And they give awards for porn too.

View Quote Barbara: Don't talk about vacuuming in front of me, come on!
Jon: Why, what's wrong?
Barbara: Why? Because it's not sexy, that's why!

View Quote [dry-humping Jon] 'Cause I don't know what that would mean, you know?... I don't wanna do anything unless it means something... Don't you think it's always better when it means something?...You'd be so sexy in a real job... so what'd ya say? You, me and our friends go out sometime?... And our families meet... huh, yeah?... And you take one class for me, baby? One little class? Huh? Yeah? Yeah?... and after that, are you gonna **** me in my tight ass, baby? Please?...and maybe come in my face?... Huh, Jon? You wanna come at my face?... then come on baby, **** for me! ****, ****, ****...

View Quote I wouldn't drink that, if I were you. It's full of toxic chemicals.

View Quote Escape, escape!

View Quote Because he's a twelve year old boy. Dogs love those.

View Quote Buster: Whoa! Whoa!
Clay: Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oopsie-daisy.
Ash: Moon, are you okay?
Buster: I'm OK!

View Quote [Buster visits Ash at a rock club]
Buster: Wow! Heh. You were great out there.
Ash: I gotta go back out there for an encore.
Buster: Okay. Hey, what are you doing after the show?
Ash: Uh, nothing.
Buster: Well, listen. I know this is a crazy short notice, but you always said you'd come back with us when the time was right.
Ash: Of course!
Buster: Well, this is that time!
[the rock club's manager Rick rudely pushes past Buster]
Rick: Here, paycheck. [hands Ash her paycheck]
Buster: I'm gettin' the gang together to go audition for this huge show!
Ash: Just-just a second. [to Rick] Hey, Rick, how come you're only paying me half what the other acts get?
Rick: I pay what I think you're worth, sweetheart.
Ash: Oh, okay. See, I have this rule about not letting guys like you tell me what I'm worth, so, you know, unless I get paid like everyone else, I'm out of here.
Rick: [chuckles] This is the only club in town. Where else you gonna play?
Ash: I have no idea, but I'm sure as heck not sticking around here. [to Buster] Let's go. [she and Buster start heading out]
Rick: Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. You-you got to do the encore. Hey, Ash!
Ash: Deal with it, sweetheart!

View Quote Ash: This is all because you lost your wife, isn't it?
Clay: Okay, porcupine. We're not talking about my Ruby.
Ash: Look, I know she inspired so many of your songs.
Clay: All of my songs.
Ash: Right. I can't imagine what it must be like to lose someone so special, but do you think this is what Ruby would've wanted for you? I mean, you out here on your own and never singing again?
Clay: No, you don't understand. There's no rock star living here anymore.
Ash: Clay, you just need to play again. Your songs will bring you back. You can reconnect with?
Clay: No, I can't! I haven't even heard one of my songs in over 15 years. And for good reason. [calms down] Ruby was everything. And I don't like honey in my tea.

View Quote [Secretary Thaddeus Ross: You got some nerve. I'll give you that.] You could use some of that right now.

View Quote [To Corvus Glaive and Proxima Midnight] We don't wanna kill you. But we will.

View Quote The "it" you're referring to is my little brother.

View Quote Molly: Alex, slammed the toilet seat down on his thing again.
Parrot: Bull's-eye.
Karen: Alex! What happened?

View Quote [from trailer] Are you alone out here? What are you doing so deep in the jungle? Don't you know what you are? I know what you are. I know where you came from. Poor, sweet little cub. I'll keep you close. Let go of your fear now... and trust... in me.

View Quote Mostly, men stay in their village, far from the dark of the jungle. But sometimes, they travel. And when they do, their caves breathe in the dark. They call it... the Red Flower. Man's creation. It brings warmth and light and destruction to all that it touches.