Barbara
Movies and porno are different, Jon! They give awards for movies!
Jon
And they give awards for porn too.
Played by Scarlett Johansson 
Don Jon (2013) · 16 quotes
Don Jon (2013) · 16 quotes
'Cause I don't know what that would mean, you know?... I don't wanna do anything unless it means something... Don't you think it's always better when it means something?...You'd be so sexy in a real job... so what'd ya say? You, me and our friends go out sometime?... And our families meet... huh, yeah?... And you take one class for me, baby? One little class? Huh? Yeah? Yeah?... and after that, are you gonna **** me in my tight ass, baby? Please?...and maybe come in my face?... Huh, Jon? You wanna come at my face?... then come on baby, **** for me! ****, ****, ****...
Scenes with Barbara
3 scenes Barbara
Barbara
Don't talk about vacuuming in front of me, come on!
Jon
Why, what's wrong?
Barbara
Why? Because it's not sexy, that's why!
Barbara [after passionately kissing Jon]: Jon...
Jon
What?
Barbara
I can't let you come inside just yet...
Jon
Why?
Barbara [talking in a low voice and seductively]: 'Cause I don't know what that would mean, you know?... I don't wanna do anything unless it means something... Don't you think it's always better when it means something?
Jon
Yeah... [keeps kissing her]
Barbara
I think you should go back to school, baby...
Jon [stops kissing her, shocked]: What?
Barbara [suddenly turns around and slowly begins to dry hump on Jon]: Yeah, come on, just a night class... get your degree...
[Jon groans] Barbara [in between thrusts]: You'd be so sexy in a real job... so what'd ya say? You, me and our friends go out sometime?
Jon
Yeah...
Barbara
And our families meet... huh, yeah?
Jon
Yeah!
Barbara [starts thrusting a little harder]: And you take one class for me, baby? One little class? Huh? Yeah? Yeah?
Jon
Yeah, oh!
Barbara
And after that, baby, are you gonna **** me in my tight ass, baby? Please?
Jon [close to climax]: Jesus!
Barbara
And maybe **** on my face? Huh, Jon? Do you wanna **** at my face?
Jon
Oh, yes!
Barbara
Then come on, baby! **** for me! ****! ****! ****...
