Princess Mindy I’M GONNA BE BALD?!
4th most-quoted character in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004): in 16 of its 96 quotes
Most scenes with: SpongeBob SquarePants (5), Patrick Star (5), Plankton (5)
Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.
More lines from Princess Mindy
7 quotes Princess Mindy Princess Mindy Uhh… Dad? Your… Crown?
Princess Mindy Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops [imitates the Cyclops stomping] who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures! Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again!
Princess Mindy Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom. [Pulls out a magical clam, which opens up revealing Bikini Bottom now] Or should I say, Planktopolis?
Princess Mindy So you see? You can’t quit. The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in your hands.
Princess Mindy You just gotta believe in yourself. You just gotta believe!
Princess Mindy Daddy, no!
Scenes with Princess Mindy
8 scenes Mindy [after making SpongeBob and Patrick into "men"]
Can you make it to Shell City?!
HECK YEAH!
Mindy Are men afraid of anything?
HECK NO!
Mindy And why?
BECAUSE WE'RE INVINCIBLE! [they jump off a cliff]
Mindy [yelling down to them]
I NEVER SAID THAT!
[wrecking the stage of the Krusty Krab 2]
Let's hear it for SpongeBob! [realizes everyone ran off] Hello? Where did everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?
French Narrator
Later that evening.
About another time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.
Squire
[A squire plays his trumpet as King Neptune and his daughter, Princess Mindy, sit down on their thrones. King Neptune bonks the squire's head with his trident]
Oh, right. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward.
So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?
Prisoner
Yes, but-
BUT WHAT?!
Prisoner
But it's my job, your highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.
Well then, I guess I can't execute you. 20 years in the dungeon, it is.
Princess Mindy Daddy! You're free to go.
Crown polisher
Bless you, Princess Mindy. [He runs away.]
Mindy, how dare you defy me?
Princess Mindy Why do you need to be very mean?
I am the king. I must enforce for the laws of the sea.
Princess Mindy Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.
Squire
That would be nice.
[bonks the squire with his trident again]
Squire! Clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. [Everyone else leaves.] What's this, Mindy?
Princess Mindy Your crown?
And what does this crown do?
Princess Mindy Covers your bald spot.
It's not bald, it's thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. One day, you will wear this crown.
Princess Mindy I'm gonna be bald?
Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn to rule with an iron fist, like your father.
Princess Mindy Uh, Dad? Your "crown"?
What the? MY CROWN!!!! AHHHHHH! Someone has stolen the royal crown!
I got it! I got it!
$101 for a Krabby Patty?
With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.
[arriving and his squire blows his trumpet]
Greetings, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May he present himself to me at once.
I am Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order somethin'?
NAY!!! I'm onto you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny! For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime! [shows him a note]
"I stole your crown. Signed, EUGENE KRABS?!
Relinquish the royal crown to me AT ONCE!
B-But, this is crazy! I didn't do it!
Ahoy! This is Eugene Krabs! Leave a message.
[disguised voice, on the answering machine]
Hi, Mr. Krabs, this is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to? Yeah. I just wanted to say thanks again for sellin' me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City and, uh, I just wanted to say thanks again for sellin' the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.
MY CROWN IS IN THE FORBIDDEN SHELL CITY?! WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! [Scene cuts to Plankton on the phone]
Plan Z, I love Plan Z.
WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! Prepare to burn, Krabs! [lights his trident]
[sobs]
Wait, Neptune! Please, I'm beggin' ya! I ain't a crook! Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me!
Very well, then. [extinguishes his trident] Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fish-meal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?
SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time. Please tell King Neptune all about me.
I have worked for Mr. Krabs for... [burps] many years and always thought he was a great boss.
You see? A great boss.
[off-screen]
I now realize that he's a great... big... jerk! [Mr. Krabs turns to SpongeBob] I deserved that manager's job! [grabs Mr. Krabs upsettingly] But you didn't give it to me, 'cause you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this... man... has got something to say to you. [takes a deep breath and blows a long raspberry] There, I think I've made my point.
[Mr. Krabs' pupils turn to King Neptune]
Anyone else? No? Well, then. [fires at Mr. Krabs, causing him to burn his butt]
[flies around the restaurant with his butt burning]
Ooh! Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! [he dives into a bucket of water] Oh, yeah.
And now, Eugene Krabs, [prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again] you... will... [SpongeBob grips onto King Neptune's nose]
Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.
Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.
Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?
You don't understand! My crown is a symbol of my king like authority. And, uh, between you and me, my hair is thinning a bit.
Oh, your highness, I'm sure it's not that notice... Baaaald! Bald! Bald! Bald!
Crowd
Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!
MY EYES!
Alright, alright.
Uh, King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?
YOU, go to Shell City?! [laughs] No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned! What makes you think you could? You're just a kid. [throws SpongeBob to the floor]
Run along. I have a crab to cook. [lights his trident]
No!
Princess Mindy [runs to the Krusty Krab to stop him]
Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?
Mindy? I told you to stay in the carriage!
Princess Mindy Where's your love and compassion? [holds up SpongeBob] Look at this little guy! He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.
But, daughter, I...
Princess Mindy Please, Father, at least let him try... What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your... special problem? [removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot]
All
Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!
All
Bald!
Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls!
Huh?
Eight.
Seven.
Six.
SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs
Patrick! [they tackle him]
Six it is, then.
Patrick, shush!
Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands.
No, wait, I'm beggin' ya! [King Neptune freezes him]
Who turned on the AC? Ah! Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?
Come along, Mindy.
Princess Mindy [to SpongeBob and Patrick]
Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops who guards the outskirts of the city, and preys on innocent sea creatures! Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again!
She's pretty, SpongeBob.
Princess Mindy Here, take this.
What's in here? [opens the bag and wind blows into his face]
Princess Mindy It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.
You're hot.
Princess Mindy Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds, and you'll be blown back home.
[SpongeBob and Patrick had lost their car for good near the trench]
Well, we lost our car again.
Never mind the car, where's the road? [echoes] Road? Road? Road? [the echo turns out to be Patrick repeating in disbelief] Road, road, road, road [SpongeBob stares at him] r... sorry.
There's the road. [the road is shown on the other side of the trench] On the other side of this [Looks down the trench in front of them] deep, dark... dangerous...
Hazardous...
Yeah, monster-infested... [gulps] trench.
Hey, SpongeBob, look! [shows SpongeBob a flight of rickety, nail-ridden wooden stairs leading down] Here's the way down. Well, we're not gonna get the crown standing here. On to Shell City. [Patrick takes the first step, and a monster growls. He is shocked at first, but he proceeds to step on it over and over, making more growling sounds] Hey, look, it's making noise. SpongeBob? [sees him about to leave] Hey, where are you going?
I'm going home, Patrick.
But what about Mr. Krabs?
What about us? We'll never survive in that trench! You said it yourself; this is man's country. And let's face it, Pat. We're just... kids.
We're not kids!
OPEN YOUR EYES, PATRICK! We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream, we worship a dancing peanut for corn's sake! We don't belong out here!
We do not worship him!
[pulls down Patrick's shorts]
Patrick, you've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight! [we see Patrick's underwear with the Goofy Goober pictures on it] What do you call that?
Worship...? [gets tears in his eyes] Oh, you're right, SpongeBob! We are kids! [runs off while crying then falls down]
Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.
Princess Mindy [arrives]
But you can't go home!
Mindy? [pulls his pants up]
How much did you hear?
Princess Mindy I heard enough.
Did you see my underwear?
Princess Mindy No, Patrick.
Did you want to?
Princess Mindy Look guys, you may be kids, but you're the only ones left who can get that crown.
What d'you mean, the only ones left?
Princess Mindy Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom. Or should I say... Planktopolis?
Princess Mindy With my mermaid magic.
Mindy's Seahorses: "Mermaid magic"?
[Back on the surface, Hasselhoff, with SpongeBob, Patrick and the crown still on his back, zooms across the water like a speedboat. A fisherman startles as he falls off his boat after seeing Hasselhoff, who smile]
Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now!
Huh? Unidentified object off the hindquarters.
It looks like... Bigger boot. But how? AAHH! DENNIS!
Did you miss me?
This is the best seat in the house. Alright, Neptune, let's get it on!
Eugene Krabs, your six day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die.
Please, I didn't do it!
There is nothing else I can do.
Mindy You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.
Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-time---- WHAT? Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.
Mindy Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.
Yes, you are.
Mindy No, I'm not.
Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.
Mindy I'm stalling?
Yes.
Mindy Stalling?
Stalling!
Mindy Stalling.
Stalling!
Oh, boy.
Now, where were we?
Patrick, run!
No! I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop- [Dennis knocks him away] Run, SpongeBob!
Ahhhhhh! [He slides down David's rear, but Dennis stabs it with his knife]
Ooh! Take it easy back there, fellas.
SpongeBob, be careful!
Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.
NEVER!!!!!!!!!! [jumps to Hasselhoff's other leg] Yeah, I did it!
You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip 'em outta ya.
Uh, I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. [presents a stack of Goober Dollars]
Uh, that, sir, is 5 Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober - [Dennis furiously grabs him by the shirt] I got bubbles. Fun at parties. [Blows them at Dennis's face]
My eyes!
I got you, SpongeBob!
Thanks, buddy. Yeah, thanks a lot.
[A boat horn honks, and Hasselhoff ducks under a catamaran. The boat knocks Dennis off him]
See ya.
Princess Mindy No! No! No! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.
[Back on the surface, Hasselhoff stops near Bikini Atoll Island]
OK, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom is directly below.
But we'll never be able to float down in time.
Who said anything about floating?
Houston Voice
[As David stands up]
Initiating launch sequence.
What the...?
The control.
All hands on deck!
Houston Voice
[David places the crown with SpongeBob and Patrick on it between his pecs, then begins to squeeze them out.]
10 seconds to liftoff. 10, 9, 8...
[Cut back and forth between David and the Krusty Krab]
Eugene Krabs, the time has come... [lights his trident]
Princess Mindy No.
Yes.
Houston Voice
...7, 6, 5...
...for you...
Princess Mindy No.
Yes.
Houston Voice
...4, 3, 2...
...to fry.
Princess Mindy No.
Yes.
Houston Voice
...1.
[David launches the crown into the water; SpongeBob and Patrick hold on to the crown zooming at high speed as they holler and speed right back to Bikini Bottom toward the Krusty Krab 2] [closes his eyes]
No!
[The duo crashes through the roof with the crown. Just as a ray of light is about to hit Krabs, the crown blocks it and deflects it upward through the ceiling, saving his life. The ray of light blasts up to the surface where Hasselhoff is]
You've done good, Hasselhoff. You've done... [the ray of light zaps him] Ow.
Hooray! We made it!
We made it!
My crown! My beautiful crown! [kisses it]
Princess Mindy SpongeBob, Patrick? [hugs them] I knew you could do it!
Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.
Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella!
SpongeBob, Patrick Star, and Princess Mindy
Umbrella?
Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do, I made it to Shell City, I beat the Cyclops, I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back!
Alright, we get the point!
[A spotlight shines on SpongeBob as he is surrounded by disco lights and fog]
So, yeah, I'm a kid, and I'm also a goofball, and a wing nut, and a Knucklehead McSpazatron!
But most of all, I'm...
Okay, settle down.
I'm...
Take it easy!
I'm...!!!
WHAT THE SCALLOP?!
I'm a Goofy Goober!
(ROCK!) [Plankton screams and lands through the wall] [rockstar voice]
You're a Goofy Goober (ROCK!)
We're all Goofy Goobers (ROCKS!)
[Earth turns into SpongeBob] Goofy, Gooby, Goofy Goober (ROCK!)
[cues him approaching the dynamite in front of a spotlight] Put your toys away
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play
I say "no way!" (NO!) No, no freakin' way! [blows up the wall freeing the toys out of a jail cell and shows Patrick's giant legs]
I'm a kid, you say?
When you say "I'm a kid", I say "say it again" and then I say "thanks"!
Thank you very much!
[SpongeBob folds his glasses and squares split into multiple sides'] ]
[rockstar voice]
So if you're thinking that'd you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try the kid inside will set you free [switches to "Just a Gigolo, screen breaks] I'm a Goofy Goober! (ROCK!)
[knocked unconscious]
What's happening? Huh? [sees SpongeBob doing it] His dance moves are impressive, but I'm control! Seize him!
Citizens
All hail Plankton.
[SpongeBob transforms himself into a wizard practicing his rock guitar solo, Patrick cheers, then actives his Goofy Goober rock guitar laser to zap the first helmet]
I'm free! I've been freed!
What? [SpongeBob uses a Goofy Goober guitar laser to free the citizens of Bikini Bottom] No! [SpongeBob zaps more helmets to free all the citizens] MY PRECIOUS HELMETS!
Ooh!
Yee-haw!
Gary the Snail
Meow.
His chops are too righteous! The helmets can't handle this level of rock and roll! Karen, do something! Alright, that's the last straw! Neptune, I command you to-
Princess Mindy [SpongeBob frees him, too] [giving the crown to her father]
Here you go, Daddy.
I'd better get out of here.
Sandals
Look! It's the wizard who saved us!
[last words before his defeat]
Out of my way, fools! [gets trampled by every fish] Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the monuments. [laughs] Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? I'll destroy all of you!
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Patrick Star
Bill Fagerbakke
Plankton
Mr. Lawrence
SpongeBob
Tom Kenny
King Neptune
Mr. Krabs
Clancy Brown
Squidward Tentacles
Rodger Bumpass
Dennis
Alec Baldwin
Neptune
Jeffrey Tambor
Captain Bart
Bart McCarthy
Fred
Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff
Karen
Jill Talley
Mrs. Puff
Mary Jo Catlett
Sandy Cheeks
Carolyn Lawrence
Patrick Star
Bill Fagerbakke
Plankton
Mr. Lawrence
SpongeBob
Tom Kenny
King Neptune
Mr. Krabs
Clancy Brown
Squidward Tentacles
Rodger Bumpass
Dennis
Alec Baldwin
Neptune
Jeffrey Tambor
Captain Bart
Bart McCarthy
Fred
Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff
Karen
Jill Talley
Mrs. Puff
Mary Jo Catlett
Sandy Cheeks
Carolyn Lawrence
