Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those two. HE'S A VICIOUS, COLD-BLOODED PREDATOR!!!!!
Dennis [Elsewhere, a green fish riding a motorcycle stops at the gas station and picks up a sesame seed]
Sesame seed.
F Floyd
Hey, mister, does that hat take 10 gallons?
[Floyd and Lloyd smack their knees and laugh more. Dennis rips off their mouths]
Dennis [Elsewhere, Dennis stops at the Thug Tug. Stepping off his motorcycle, he sees soap on one of the footprints from SpongeBob's shoe. He lowers his bandana]
Hmm... [blows on the soap as a bubble forms]
V Victor
[An image of SpongeBob and Patrick laughing appear in it]
Hey! You may not know it, cowboy, but we got a rule around here about blowin' bubbles. [snaps his fingers]
T Thugs
All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by… [Dennis punches Victor, causing him to fly into the air. Victor hollers as he flies into the Thug Tug as the other thugs watch] every... able-bodied… patron… in the… bar.
[Victor crashlands into the Thug Tug, which tilts back quickly and sinks off over a cliff. Dennis drives away on his motorcycle as the thugs watch him]
Dennis Finally. I gotcha right where I want you.
Uh, can I help you with something, sir?
Dennis Name's Dennis, I've been hired to exterminate you.
You're gonna exterminate us? [SpongeBob and Patrick laugh] Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.
Dennis You mean, these? [rips off the fake mustaches] I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.
Dennis Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like.
Dennis Alright, enough gab.
What are you gonna do to us?
Dennis Plankton was very specific.
Dennis For some reason, he wanted me to step on ya.
Dennis Yeah, that way you'll never find out that he stole the crown! [SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other in stunned surprise] Uh...Perhaps I've said too much.
Dennis Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot! I love this job!
[an extremely large boot stomps on him]
BIGGER BOOT!
[stops Patrick]
Wait, Pat, this bigger boot saved our lives.
B Both
Thank you, stranger.
Uhh, stranger? IT'S THE CYCLOPS!!!
[Back on the surface, Hasselhoff, with SpongeBob, Patrick and the crown still on his back, zooms across the water like a speedboat. A fisherman startles as he falls off his boat after seeing Hasselhoff, who smile]
Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now!
Huh? Unidentified object off the hindquarters.
It looks like... Bigger boot. But how? AAHH! DENNIS!
Dennis Did you miss me?
This is the best seat in the house. Alright, Neptune, let's get it on!
Eugene Krabs, your six day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die.
There is nothing else I can do.
You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.
Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-time---- WHAT? Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.
Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.
Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.
Dennis Now, where were we?
No! I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop- [Dennis knocks him away] Run, SpongeBob!
Ahhhhhh! [He slides down David's rear, but Dennis stabs it with his knife]
Ooh! Take it easy back there, fellas.
Dennis Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.
NEVER!!!!!!!!!! [jumps to Hasselhoff's other leg] Yeah, I did it!
Dennis You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip 'em outta ya.
Uh, I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. [presents a stack of Goober Dollars]
Dennis [grabs them]
It's gonna take more than 5...What is this?
Uh, that, sir, is 5 Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober - [Dennis furiously grabs him by the shirt] I got bubbles. Fun at parties. [Blows them at Dennis's face]
Dennis My eyes!
Thanks, buddy. Yeah, thanks a lot.
Dennis [last words]
That's it! I'm through messin' around! SEE YA LATER, FOOLS! Huh?
[A boat horn honks, and Hasselhoff ducks under a catamaran. The boat knocks Dennis off him]
See ya.