That's the end of SpongeBob. Come here, you!
PP Potty The Parrot
[squawking]
Shut up and look at the screen.
Argh! The bird's right. Look! It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.
[The heart-shaped tear, trembles and comes together to form a big tear. It slides down a cord. The tear pokes through the outlet, causing it to spark. The light from the heat lamp turns off, and smoke rises to a sprinkler. More sprinklers spray water around the room. The spraying water brings the dried-up SpongeBob and Patrick back to life as they gasp and breathe in]
Hey, we're alive!
[The pirates and crowd cheer]
Let's get that crown.
On 3, Patrick. Ready? 1, 2, 3. Hey, it's lighter that I thought.
A All
[The Cyclops is actually holding it by the top, SpongeBob and Patrick to scream]
Huh?
C Cyclops
[All around the room, the creatures come to life, each one at a time, even 3 fishes playing Mariachi instruments who play Jarabe Tapatio] [looking around]
Huh? What? Huh? [as he watches more creatures come to life, they growl angrily at him. A lobster taps on the back of his helmet, getting his attention. He turns to face it] Huh? [the lobster reveals the glue bottle and jar of googly eyes] Uh-oh. [the lobster squirts glue onto the Cyclops's face, and falls over] Whoa!
Come on, Patrick! Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. Do you still have that bag of winds?
I sure do. [the duo laugh as he takes out the bag] Here you go.
Nothing, nothing. Okay, let's go over the instructions. Let's see, it says here: "Step 1: Point the bag away from home."
"Step 2: Plant your feet firmly on the ground."
"Step 3: Remove the string from the bag, releasing the winds."
Well, that seems simple enough. "Point the bag away from home, your feet firmly on the ground, pull the string, releasing the winds." Alright, let's do it for real.
I was bad! I'm sorry! Please, bag, I'm sorry! I just thought...It was a mistake!
Oh, no! How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?
David Hasselhoff I can take you there.
David Hasselhoff I'm David Hasselhoff.
Um, so where's your boat?
Hasselhoff "Boat?" [laughs]
[Later, David Hasselhoff swims on the water with SpongeBob, Patrick and the crown on his back]
Go, Hasselhoff!
Next stop, Bikini Bottom!
[Back on the surface, Hasselhoff, with SpongeBob, Patrick and the crown still on his back, zooms across the water like a speedboat. A fisherman startles as he falls off his boat after seeing Hasselhoff, who smile]
Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now!
Huh? Unidentified object off the hindquarters.
It looks like... Bigger boot. But how? AAHH! DENNIS!
This is the best seat in the house. Alright, Neptune, let's get it on!
Eugene Krabs, your six day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die.
There is nothing else I can do.
You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.
Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-time---- WHAT? Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.
Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.
Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.
No! I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop- [Dennis knocks him away] Run, SpongeBob!
Ahhhhhh! [He slides down David's rear, but Dennis stabs it with his knife]
Hasselhoff Ooh! Take it easy back there, fellas.
Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.
NEVER!!!!!!!!!! [jumps to Hasselhoff's other leg] Yeah, I did it!
You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip 'em outta ya.
Uh, I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. [presents a stack of Goober Dollars]
[grabs them]
It's gonna take more than 5...What is this?
Uh, that, sir, is 5 Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober - [Dennis furiously grabs him by the shirt] I got bubbles. Fun at parties. [Blows them at Dennis's face]
Thanks, buddy. Yeah, thanks a lot.
[last words]
That's it! I'm through messin' around! SEE YA LATER, FOOLS! Huh?
[A boat horn honks, and Hasselhoff ducks under a catamaran. The boat knocks Dennis off him]
See ya.
No! No! No! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.
Hasselhoff [Back on the surface, Hasselhoff stops near Bikini Atoll Island]
OK, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom is directly below.
But we'll never be able to float down in time.
Hasselhoff Who said anything about floating?
HV Houston Voice
[As David stands up]
Initiating launch sequence.
[David's pecs slide out and apart from one another]
Did you see that?
Hasselhoff All hands on deck!
HV Houston Voice
[David places the crown with SpongeBob and Patrick on it between his pecs, then begins to squeeze them out.]
10 seconds to liftoff. 10, 9, 8...
[Cut back and forth between David and the Krusty Krab]
Eugene Krabs, the time has come... [lights his trident]
HV Houston Voice
...7, 6, 5...
HV Houston Voice
...4, 3, 2...
[David launches the crown into the water; SpongeBob and Patrick hold on to the crown zooming at high speed as they holler and speed right back to Bikini Bottom toward the Krusty Krab 2] [closes his eyes]
No!
Hasselhoff [The duo crashes through the roof with the crown. Just as a ray of light is about to hit Krabs, the crown blocks it and deflects it upward through the ceiling, saving his life. The ray of light blasts up to the surface where Hasselhoff is]
You've done good, Hasselhoff. You've done... [the ray of light zaps him] Ow.
[opens his eyes]
Huh? Huh?
My crown! My beautiful crown! [kisses it]
SpongeBob, Patrick? [hugs them] I knew you could do it!
[clapping slowly]
Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.
Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.
Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella!
SP SpongeBob, Patrick Star, and Princess Mindy
Umbrella?
