"I stole your crown, signed... EUGENE KRABS"?!
Neptune Relinquish the royal crown to me AT ONCE! [points his burning trident at Mr. Krabs]
But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it!
AM Answering Machine
Ahoy! This is Eugene Krabs-- leave a message!
AM Answering Machine
Hi, Mr. Krabs, this is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to? Yeah. I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. [Mr. Krabs tries to stop the machine by breaking it but it continues to play] I sold it to a guy in Shell City and, uh... I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown... [Mr. Krabs rips the phone from the cord but the phone still works for a brief moment] ...which is now in Shell City, goodbye.
Eh-heh-heh, h'well, I was... I, uh... hoo-hoo... eh... Don't'cha just hate wrong numbers?
Neptune MY CROWN IS IN THE FORBIDDEN SHELL CITY?!! [screams]
[appears on the other end of the phone]
Plan Z, I love Plan Z!
Neptune My hair is thinning a bit...
Oh, your highness , I'm sure it's not that noticab-- [Neptune takes off the paper bag from his head revealing an insanely blinding glow] --aaald! Bald! Bald!
CO Crowd of People
Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!
Neptune [puts the bag back on]
All right, all right.
Uh... King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?
Neptune You go to Shell City?! [eyes bulge out of his head; laughs maniacally; goes back to normal] No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned!
No! No! No! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.
[Back on the surface, Hasselhoff stops near Bikini Atoll Island]
OK, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom is directly below.
But we'll never be able to float down in time.
Who said anything about floating?
HV Houston Voice
[As David stands up]
Initiating launch sequence.
[David's pecs slide out and apart from one another]
Did you see that?
HV Houston Voice
[David places the crown with SpongeBob and Patrick on it between his pecs, then begins to squeeze them out.]
10 seconds to liftoff. 10, 9, 8...
Neptune [Cut back and forth between David and the Krusty Krab]
Eugene Krabs, the time has come... [lights his trident]
HV Houston Voice
...7, 6, 5...
Neptune ...for you...
HV Houston Voice
...4, 3, 2...
[David launches the crown into the water; SpongeBob and Patrick hold on to the crown zooming at high speed as they holler and speed right back to Bikini Bottom toward the Krusty Krab 2] [closes his eyes]
No!
[The duo crashes through the roof with the crown. Just as a ray of light is about to hit Krabs, the crown blocks it and deflects it upward through the ceiling, saving his life. The ray of light blasts up to the surface where Hasselhoff is]
You've done good, Hasselhoff. You've done... [the ray of light zaps him] Ow.
[opens his eyes]
Huh? Huh?
Neptune My crown! My beautiful crown! [kisses it]
SpongeBob, Patrick? [hugs them] I knew you could do it!
[clapping slowly]
Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.
Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.
Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella!
SP SpongeBob, Patrick Star, and Princess Mindy
Umbrella?
