Patrick Star Hooray for SpongeBob!!
Played by Bill Fagerbakke 
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) · 96 quotes
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) · 96 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004): in 24 of its 96 quotes
Most scenes with: SpongeBob SquarePants (11), SpongeBob (8), Princess Mindy (5)
That sounds like the manager for the new Krusty Krab 2! [He looks down to see that he has no clothes] Oops, hold on. Congratulations, buddy.
More lines from Patrick Star
5 quotes Patrick Star Patrick Star Hey, it’s the new Krusty Krab 2 Manager!
Patrick Star I have to use the bathroom.
Patrick Star Did you see my underwear?
Patrick Star Step on us?
Scenes with Patrick Star
18 scenesPatrick, we're gonna party 'till we're purple!
Patrick I love being purple!
Be back with my crown, in exactly 10 days!
Patrick He can do it in 9!
8!
Patrick 7!
6!
SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs
PATRICK! [tackle Patrick]
6 it is then! [Mr. Krabs chokes Patrick]
Patrick [gasps for air]
5?!
Patrick, shush!
How are we going to get back to Bikini Bottom now?
I can take you there. [cuts to Hasselhoff running toward them]
Who are you?!
David
I'm David Hasselhoff.
Hooray!
Where's your boat?
David
Boat? (laughs) [cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick riding on his back]
Go, Hasselhoff!
Patrick Next stop, Bikini Bottom!
Patrick [driving]
Hey look, free ice cream! [turns sharp left]
Oh, boy! [runs out through boneyard to get ice cream]
Patrick [to skull on floor]
How you doin'? [suddenly looks alarmed] Wait a minute... Wait a minute! SPONGEBOB!!
Yeah?
Patrick ...Make mine a chocolate!
What kind of old lady are you?! [a monstrous frogfish reveals itself from the ground] [SpongeBob screams and bites off the old lady's left arm, falls down]
Patrick [catches SpongeBob in the Patty Wagon]
Did you get the ice cream?
Ah! SpongeBob, what are you doing in here?!
I have to tell you something, Squidward.
Whatever it is, can't we wait until we get to work?!
There's no shower at work.
What do you want?!
I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
Get out!
Okay, I'll see you at the ceremony.
Patrick That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2. Oops. Hold on. Congratulations, buddy.
Thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party 'till we're purple!
Patrick I love bein' purple!
We're goin' to the place where all the action is.
Patrick You don't mean?
Oh, I mean.
Both
Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!
Patrick [wrecking the stage of the Krusty Krab 2]
Let's hear it for SpongeBob! [realizes everyone ran off] Hello? Where did everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?
French Narrator
Later that evening.
About another time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune.
Squire
[A squire plays his trumpet as King Neptune and his daughter, Princess Mindy, sit down on their thrones. King Neptune bonks the squire's head with his trident]
Oh, right. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward.
So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown?
Prisoner
Yes, but-
BUT WHAT?!
Prisoner
But it's my job, your highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.
Well then, I guess I can't execute you. 20 years in the dungeon, it is.
Daddy! You're free to go.
Crown polisher
Bless you, Princess Mindy. [He runs away.]
Mindy, how dare you defy me?
Why do you need to be very mean?
I am the king. I must enforce for the laws of the sea.
Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.
Squire
That would be nice.
[bonks the squire with his trident again]
Squire! Clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. [Everyone else leaves.] What's this, Mindy?
Your crown?
And what does this crown do?
Covers your bald spot.
It's not bald, it's thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. One day, you will wear this crown.
I'm gonna be bald?
Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn to rule with an iron fist, like your father.
Uh, Dad? Your "crown"?
What the? MY CROWN!!!! AHHHHHH! Someone has stolen the royal crown!
I got it! I got it!
Alright. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.
Patrick Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager.
Patrick Wow, the pressure's already setting in.
No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.
Patrick What? Why?
Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.
Patrick What?! That's insane!
I know.
Patrick Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid.
Waiter
Here's your Goober Meal, sir.
Patrick I'm supposed to get a toy with this. Thanks.
Patrick Are you sure?
Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood.
Patrick Okay, see ya.
Waiter
And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir.
Patrick Yum.
A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.
$101 for a Krabby Patty?
With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.
[arriving and his squire blows his trumpet]
Greetings, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May he present himself to me at once.
I am Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order somethin'?
NAY!!! I'm onto you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny! For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime! [shows him a note]
"I stole your crown. Signed, EUGENE KRABS?!
Relinquish the royal crown to me AT ONCE!
B-But, this is crazy! I didn't do it!
Ahoy! This is Eugene Krabs! Leave a message.
[disguised voice, on the answering machine]
Hi, Mr. Krabs, this is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to? Yeah. I just wanted to say thanks again for sellin' me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City and, uh, I just wanted to say thanks again for sellin' the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.
MY CROWN IS IN THE FORBIDDEN SHELL CITY?! WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! [Scene cuts to Plankton on the phone]
Plan Z, I love Plan Z.
WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! Prepare to burn, Krabs! [lights his trident]
[sobs]
Wait, Neptune! Please, I'm beggin' ya! I ain't a crook! Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me!
Very well, then. [extinguishes his trident] Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fish-meal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?
SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time. Please tell King Neptune all about me.
I have worked for Mr. Krabs for... [burps] many years and always thought he was a great boss.
You see? A great boss.
[off-screen]
I now realize that he's a great... big... jerk! [Mr. Krabs turns to SpongeBob] I deserved that manager's job! [grabs Mr. Krabs upsettingly] But you didn't give it to me, 'cause you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this... man... has got something to say to you. [takes a deep breath and blows a long raspberry] There, I think I've made my point.
[Mr. Krabs' pupils turn to King Neptune]
Anyone else? No? Well, then. [fires at Mr. Krabs, causing him to burn his butt]
[flies around the restaurant with his butt burning]
Ooh! Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! [he dives into a bucket of water] Oh, yeah.
And now, Eugene Krabs, [prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again] you... will... [SpongeBob grips onto King Neptune's nose]
Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.
Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.
Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?
You don't understand! My crown is a symbol of my king like authority. And, uh, between you and me, my hair is thinning a bit.
Oh, your highness, I'm sure it's not that notice... Baaaald! Bald! Bald! Bald!
Crowd
Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!
MY EYES!
Alright, alright.
Uh, King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?
YOU, go to Shell City?! [laughs] No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned! What makes you think you could? You're just a kid. [throws SpongeBob to the floor]
Run along. I have a crab to cook. [lights his trident]
No!
[runs to the Krusty Krab to stop him]
Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?
Mindy? I told you to stay in the carriage!
Where's your love and compassion? [holds up SpongeBob] Look at this little guy! He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.
But, daughter, I...
Please, Father, at least let him try... What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your... special problem? [removes the paper bag, once again revealing the shiny bald spot]
All
Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!
All
Bald!
Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls!
Huh?
Patrick Star [interrupting]
He can do it in nine.
Eight.
Patrick Star Seven.
Six.
SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs
Patrick! [they tackle him]
Six it is, then.
Patrick Star [Krabs strangles him]
Five...?
Patrick, shush!
Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands.
No, wait, I'm beggin' ya! [King Neptune freezes him]
Who turned on the AC? Ah! Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?
Come along, Mindy.
[to SpongeBob and Patrick]
Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops who guards the outskirts of the city, and preys on innocent sea creatures! Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again!
Patrick Star She's pretty, SpongeBob.
Here, take this.
What's in here? [opens the bag and wind blows into his face]
It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.
Patrick Star You're hot.
Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds, and you'll be blown back home.
Floyd
What'll it be, fellas? Mustard or ketchup?
Patrick Star [Floyd and Lloyd slap their knees and laugh]
Are they laughin' at us?
No, Patrick, they're laughing next to us.
Floyd
Where are you two dumb kids headed, anyway?
Patrick Star Kids?!
Now, Patrick. For your information, we're not kids, we're men, and we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City.
Floyd and Lloyd
Shell City?
Lloyd
Isn't that the place that's guarded by that killer Cyclops?
That's right.
Floyd
Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. Respect for the dead! [both slap their knees and laugh]
Lloyd
You two ain't gon' last ten seconds over the county line.
Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.
Thug
Outta the car, fellas.
How many seconds was that?
Lloyd
Twelve.
In your face! [slap their knees and laugh]
Patrick Star Who's the kid now?
Floyd
They're dead.
[SpongeBob and Patrick had lost their car for good near the trench]
Well, we lost our car again.
Patrick Star Never mind the car, where's the road? [echoes] Road? Road? Road? [the echo turns out to be Patrick repeating in disbelief] Road, road, road, road [SpongeBob stares at him] r... sorry.
There's the road. [the road is shown on the other side of the trench] On the other side of this [Looks down the trench in front of them] deep, dark... dangerous...
Patrick Star [after seeing a fire]
Hazardous.
Hazardous...
Patrick Star [after seeing a tentacle and hearing a roar]
Monster-infested?
Yeah, monster-infested... [gulps] trench.
Patrick Star Hey, SpongeBob, look! [shows SpongeBob a flight of rickety, nail-ridden wooden stairs leading down] Here's the way down. Well, we're not gonna get the crown standing here. On to Shell City. [Patrick takes the first step, and a monster growls. He is shocked at first, but he proceeds to step on it over and over, making more growling sounds] Hey, look, it's making noise. SpongeBob? [sees him about to leave] Hey, where are you going?
I'm going home, Patrick.
Patrick Star But what about Mr. Krabs?
What about us? We'll never survive in that trench! You said it yourself; this is man's country. And let's face it, Pat. We're just... kids.
Patrick Star We're not kids!
OPEN YOUR EYES, PATRICK! We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream, we worship a dancing peanut for corn's sake! We don't belong out here!
Patrick Star We do not worship him!
[pulls down Patrick's shorts]
Patrick, you've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight! [we see Patrick's underwear with the Goofy Goober pictures on it] What do you call that?
Patrick Star Worship...? [gets tears in his eyes] Oh, you're right, SpongeBob! We are kids! [runs off while crying then falls down]
Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.
Patrick Star Mindy? [pulls his pants up]
How much did you hear?
I heard enough.
Patrick Star Did you see my underwear?
No, Patrick.
Patrick Star Did you want to?
Look guys, you may be kids, but you're the only ones left who can get that crown.
What d'you mean, the only ones left?
Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom. Or should I say... Planktopolis?
Finally. I gotcha right where I want you.
Uh, can I help you with something, sir?
Name's Dennis, I've been hired to exterminate you.
You're gonna exterminate us? [SpongeBob and Patrick laugh] Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.
You mean, these? [rips off the fake mustaches] I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.
They were fake?
Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like.
Patrick Star Is he a mermaid?
Alright, enough gab.
What are you gonna do to us?
Plankton was very specific.
Plankton?
For some reason, he wanted me to step on ya.
Patrick Star Step on us?
Yeah, that way you'll never find out that he stole the crown! [SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other in stunned surprise] Uh...Perhaps I've said too much.
Patrick Star That's a big boot.
Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot! I love this job!
Patrick Star [an extremely large boot stomps on him]
BIGGER BOOT!
Patrick Star Yay.
Both
Thank you, stranger.
Uhh, stranger? IT'S THE CYCLOPS!!!
Patrick Star Are we dead?
I don't think so. Artificially colored rocks?
What's he gonna do with us? Oh, no! He's going for his evil instruments of torture! Glue? Googly eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of...Alexander Clam Bell?! Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knick-knacks! And I think we're next.
Patrick Star You think so?
The heat is so intense from this lamp, that I can't move.
Patrick Star Tell me about it.
[The Cyclops laughs. He picks up a book, and walks to the bathroom, shutting the door behind him]
This doesn't look too good, Patrick.
Patrick Star You mean we're not gonna... ♪ Get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs? ♪
I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy.
Patrick Star Don't mention it.
Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.
Patrick Star You mean that we're attractive?
No, that we're just... kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.
Patrick Star Shell City.
Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.
Patrick Star Shell City.
Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.
Patrick Star Shell City.
Okay, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.
Patrick Star No! Look at the sign: "Shell City: Marine Gifts and Sundries".
Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...?
Both
Crown!
Neptune's crown! This is Shell City! Pat, we did make it.
Patrick Star Yeah, I guess we did.
[sniffles]
We did all right for a couple of goofballs. [singing] I'm a goofy goober, yeah!
Both
[singing]
You're a goofy goober, yeah! We're all goofy goobers, yeah! Goofy... Goofy... Goober... Goober... [their last words] yeah! [SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star are turned into real life sponge and starfish. The pirates are crying because SpongeBob and Patrick turned into real life.]
That's the end of SpongeBob. Come here, you!
Potty The Parrot
[squawking]
Shut up and look at the screen.
Argh! The bird's right. Look! It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.
[The heart-shaped tear, trembles and comes together to form a big tear. It slides down a cord. The tear pokes through the outlet, causing it to spark. The light from the heat lamp turns off, and smoke rises to a sprinkler. More sprinklers spray water around the room. The spraying water brings the dried-up SpongeBob and Patrick back to life as they gasp and breathe in]
Hey, we're alive!
Patrick Star Right.
On 3, Patrick. Ready? 1, 2, 3. Hey, it's lighter that I thought.
All
[The Cyclops is actually holding it by the top, SpongeBob and Patrick to scream]
Huh?
Cyclops
Huh?
Patrick Star What's happening?!
I don't know! Look!
Cyclops
[All around the room, the creatures come to life, each one at a time, even 3 fishes playing Mariachi instruments who play Jarabe Tapatio] [looking around]
Huh? What? Huh? [as he watches more creatures come to life, they growl angrily at him. A lobster taps on the back of his helmet, getting his attention. He turns to face it] Huh? [the lobster reveals the glue bottle and jar of googly eyes] Uh-oh. [the lobster squirts glue onto the Cyclops's face, and falls over] Whoa!
Come on, Patrick! Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. Do you still have that bag of winds?
Patrick Star I sure do. [the duo laugh as he takes out the bag] Here you go.
Patrick Star What?
Nothing, nothing. Okay, let's go over the instructions. Let's see, it says here: "Step 1: Point the bag away from home."
Patrick Star Okay.
"Step 2: Plant your feet firmly on the ground."
Patrick Star Right.
"Step 3: Remove the string from the bag, releasing the winds."
Patrick Star Check.
Well, that seems simple enough. "Point the bag away from home, your feet firmly on the ground, pull the string, releasing the winds." Alright, let's do it for real.
Patrick Star Uh, SpongeBob?
No, no, stop!
Patrick Star I was bad! I'm sorry! Please, bag, I'm sorry! I just thought...It was a mistake!
Oh, no! How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?
I can take you there.
Who are you?
I'm David Hasselhoff.
Both
Hooray!
Um, so where's your boat?
"Boat?" [laughs]
[Later, David Hasselhoff swims on the water with SpongeBob, Patrick and the crown on his back]
Go, Hasselhoff!
Patrick Star Next stop, Bikini Bottom!
[Back on the surface, Hasselhoff, with SpongeBob, Patrick and the crown still on his back, zooms across the water like a speedboat. A fisherman startles as he falls off his boat after seeing Hasselhoff, who smile]
Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now!
Patrick Star Huh? Unidentified object off the hindquarters.
It looks like... Bigger boot. But how? AAHH! DENNIS!
Did you miss me?
This is the best seat in the house. Alright, Neptune, let's get it on!
Eugene Krabs, your six day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die.
Please, I didn't do it!
There is nothing else I can do.
You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.
Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-time---- WHAT? Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.
Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.
Yes, you are.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.
I'm stalling?
Yes.
Stalling?
Stalling!
Stalling.
Stalling!
Oh, boy.
Now, where were we?
Patrick, run!
Patrick Star No! I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never stop- [Dennis knocks him away] Run, SpongeBob!
Ahhhhhh! [He slides down David's rear, but Dennis stabs it with his knife]
Ooh! Take it easy back there, fellas.
Patrick Star SpongeBob, be careful!
Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man.
NEVER!!!!!!!!!! [jumps to Hasselhoff's other leg] Yeah, I did it!
You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip 'em outta ya.
Uh, I don't know what Plankton's paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. [presents a stack of Goober Dollars]
Uh, that, sir, is 5 Goober Dollars. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober - [Dennis furiously grabs him by the shirt] I got bubbles. Fun at parties. [Blows them at Dennis's face]
My eyes!
Patrick Star I got you, SpongeBob!
Thanks, buddy. Yeah, thanks a lot.
Patrick Star [A boat horn honks, and Hasselhoff ducks under a catamaran. The boat knocks Dennis off him]
See ya.
No! No! No! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.
[Back on the surface, Hasselhoff stops near Bikini Atoll Island]
OK, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom is directly below.
But we'll never be able to float down in time.
Who said anything about floating?
Houston Voice
[As David stands up]
Initiating launch sequence.
What the...?
Patrick Star The control.
All hands on deck!
Houston Voice
[David places the crown with SpongeBob and Patrick on it between his pecs, then begins to squeeze them out.]
10 seconds to liftoff. 10, 9, 8...
[Cut back and forth between David and the Krusty Krab]
Eugene Krabs, the time has come... [lights his trident]
No.
Yes.
Houston Voice
...7, 6, 5...
...for you...
No.
Yes.
Houston Voice
...4, 3, 2...
...to fry.
No.
Yes.
Houston Voice
...1.
[David launches the crown into the water; SpongeBob and Patrick hold on to the crown zooming at high speed as they holler and speed right back to Bikini Bottom toward the Krusty Krab 2] [closes his eyes]
No!
[The duo crashes through the roof with the crown. Just as a ray of light is about to hit Krabs, the crown blocks it and deflects it upward through the ceiling, saving his life. The ray of light blasts up to the surface where Hasselhoff is]
You've done good, Hasselhoff. You've done... [the ray of light zaps him] Ow.
Hooray! We made it!
Patrick Star We made it!
My crown! My beautiful crown! [kisses it]
SpongeBob, Patrick? [hugs them] I knew you could do it!
Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.
Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella!
SpongeBob, Patrick Star, and Princess Mindy
Umbrella?
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