Mrs. Puff quotes from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

Mrs. Puff

We paid $9 for this?

Sandy Cheeks

I paid 10.

Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do, I made it to Shell City, I beat the Cyclops, I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back!

Sheldon J. Plankton

Alright, we get the point!

So, yeah, I'm a kid, and I'm also a goofball, and a wing nut, and a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

Sheldon J. Plankton

What's goin' on here?

But most of all, I'm...

Sheldon J. Plankton

Okay, settle down.

I'm...

Sheldon J. Plankton

Take it easy!

I'm...!!!

Sheldon J. Plankton

WHAT THE SCALLOP?!

I'm a Goofy Goober!

You're a Goofy Goober (ROCK!)
We're all Goofy Goobers (ROCKS!)
[Earth turns into SpongeBob] Goofy, Gooby, Goofy Goober (ROCK!)
[cues him approaching the dynamite in front of a spotlight] Put your toys away
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play
I say "no way!" (NO!) No, no freakin' way! [blows up the wall freeing the toys out of a jail cell and shows Patrick's giant legs]
I'm a kid, you say?
When you say "I'm a kid", I say "say it again" and then I say "thanks"!
Thank you very much!
[SpongeBob folds his glasses and squares split into multiple sides'] ]

So if you're thinking that'd you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try the kid inside will set you free [switches to "Just a Gigolo, screen breaks] I'm a Goofy Goober! (ROCK!)

Sheldon J. Plankton

What's happening? Huh? [sees SpongeBob doing it] His dance moves are impressive, but I'm control! Seize him!

All hail Plankton.

I'm free! I've been freed!

Sheldon J. Plankton

What? [SpongeBob uses a Goofy Goober guitar laser to free the citizens of Bikini Bottom] No! [SpongeBob zaps more helmets to free all the citizens] MY PRECIOUS HELMETS!

Squidward Tentacles

Ha!

Penelope Puff

Ooh!

Sandy Cheeks

Yee-haw!

Meow.

Sheldon J. Plankton

His chops are too righteous! The helmets can't handle this level of rock and roll! Karen, do something! Alright, that's the last straw! Neptune, I command you to-

Princess Mindy

Here you go, Daddy.

Sheldon J. Plankton

I'd better get out of here.

Look! It's the wizard who saved us!

Sheldon J. Plankton

Out of my way, fools! [gets trampled by every fish] Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the monuments. [laughs] Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? I'll destroy all of you!