Butch Holy Chihuahua!
Voiced by Alec Baldwin 
Cats & Dogs (2001) · 48 quotes
Cats & Dogs (2001) · 48 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Cats & Dogs (2001): in 12 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Lou (3), Peek (3), Russian Kitty (2)
Heel! That's the big button, and you don't just PRESS the big button.
More lines from Butch
3 quotes Butch Butch HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?! You promised me a professional, and what did I get? A puppy! He's still has his you-know-whats for crying out loud!
Butch Son of my mom!
Scenes with Butch
8 scenes
Sam Sir, request permission to pant heavily, sir!
Butch Granted.
Cut the red wire.
Butch Wait a minute... we're dogs. WE'RE COLORBLIND!
I was just thinking - if I'm gonna to be a secret agent, I should have a better name. I was thinking, "Toto Annihilation."
Nah, he's a pro-wrestler. Sorry, that name's taken.
All right, then. "Doom Machine" it is.
Butch Hey! You can call yourself "Squicky the Space-Dog" for all I care. [Sam and Peak snicker] But that don't make your behind a rocket pack. You are not an agent, but you are gonna help us.
The book says cut the red wire.
Butch We're dogs. We're color blind!
Butch Hold on a second, kid.
No!
Butch Hold it!
Hey, they can't do this! You should've fought for me! For my family!
Butch Why? What good would it do?
What about "Man's Best Friend"? History 101, remember?
Butch Okay, well, here's lesson number 2: We protect them. We work for them. We tolerate their stupid "boochy-boochy" baby-talk crap. AND FOR WHAT?! So when they go off to college, they dump you with some old lady who can't throw a ball without so much as BREAKING HER HIP! [He starts walking away]
Is that what happened to you? [Butch stops] You gonna blame my family for what some boy did to you?
Butch [looks at Lou, shocked; walks to the fence-door]
Look, kid, I'm sorry it played out like this, but it's over. We're shut down. [fence-door closes]
Hey, Butch, I heard what happened. How's Lou?
Butch I told him not to get attached to the boy.
Sure. An agent keeps his mind on the mission and nothing else. That's why my family didn't love me, Butch.
Butch We all have our sob stories. Now, he has his.
Butch How could this have happened?!
Control
It was an accident. He slipped through.
Butch You promised me a professional! And what do I get?! A puppy! I mean, he's still got his you-know-whats, for crying out loud!
Control
There's no time, Butch. The puppy stays. End of discussion. Out.
[over the phone, in a taunting "nyah nyah" sing-song]
Meow-meow-me-meow-meow! How many dogs does it take to overthrow mankind? Just one stupid puppy.
Where is my family?!
Oh, they're alive... for now. But it won't matter. You see, I've--
[The limousine Tinkles is riding in swerves, sending him sliding and slamming into the side]
THIS ISN'T NASCAR, YOU IDIOT! [clears throat] I have seized the professor's formula, and in a mere hour I will reverse it, giving me the power to make all humans allergic to dogs!
Butch What?!
[The limousine swerves again, sending Tinkles sliding into the other side]
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GLOAT GLEEFULLY WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING LIKE A CHIMPANZEE?!? I MEAN, REALLY! [clears throat again] Now I will make all of humanity violently allergic to your wretched kind, and when you are all hated and despised by those you protect, you will be CAST OUT, leaving me to lead all of cat-kind in a glorious revolution to conquer the world! [laughs evilly]
What will we do?
Butch "We"? You just handed the world back to the cats and doomed the human race forever! There's nothing left to do.
Butch Is that what I think it is?
What, Butch?
Yep, it's the Cat Tracker 2000.
[A beacon is shown to be planted on the limousine]
Those fleabags must be running for the hills! [chuckles]
Yeah, I... yeah, that's what I was thinking.
