Mr. Tinkles Is the puppy alive or not?
Voiced by Sean Hayes 
Cats & Dogs (2001) · 48 quotes
Cats & Dogs (2001) · 48 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Cats & Dogs (2001): in 15 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Calico (4)
At what point did you forget that WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!
More lines from Mr. Tinkles
9 quotes Mr. Tinkles Mr. Tinkles Is the game afoot? [Calico haltingly confirms] WHY IS THE GAME AFOOT?!
Mr. Tinkles When I rule the earth, you will be the first on my list.
Mr. Tinkles The ninjas failed, and do I need to remind you that failiure is unacceptable?!
Mr. Tinkles 'Dark Coud'? Is that what I'm calling my plan, 'Dark Cloud'?
Mr. Tinkles Stand still! I need to crush you.
Mr. Tinkles [various fuzzy images of him on a video recording]
Hello? Hello? Is this on? Closer, closer! Turn the camera over! Where'd you come from? And about time too! Hello, my puny-minded, dog-faced-- what? Yes, it's on. Because I can see the red light blinking. Oh, start over.
Mr. Tinkles Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow! [sung sarcastically over the telephone] How many dogs does it take to overthrow mankind? Just one stupid puppy! Whoo ha ha ha ha!
Mr. Tinkles [to Sophie, finally speaking]
What's the matter, Large Marge? Cat got your tongue?
Scenes with Mr. Tinkles
5 scenes Mr. Tinkles I want you to stay here.
Why?
Mr. Tinkles Because I hate you.
Mr. Brody [on tape]
Hi. Uh, doctor, the cure for dog allergies? Success, done!
Doctor
[sneezes]
Fantastic. Send it to me tomorrow, and I'll have our guys verify it.
Mr. Brody I will. I'll send it, [Doctor sneezes] first thing in the morning. God bless you.
Mr. Tinkles [stops the tape]
This is unacceptable! If we do not act immediately, that work will be out of my reach forever! You know what that means?
Mr. Tinkles [annoyed]
Were you not paying attention?
Not really. Are you mad?
Mr. Tinkles YES! I AM MAD!
Mr. Tinkles As for you, Brody herd, I have a very, very, special...[Reaches into a box on the desk, and pulls out cork gun] gift! [angrily] WHAT?!
Scott
Whoa!
Mr. Tinkles I thought I told you to buy a real gun!
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Mr. Tinkles Ohh! What possible use could I have for this?! [Throws the cork gun, firing the cork, breaking things and setting the room on fire] Hey. I'm so clever. [Starts to leave] You know this is? Yeah, this is just plain fun, yeah. [to Calico] I want you to stay here.
Why?
Mr. Tinkles Because I hate you. [Closes the door, leaving Calico locked inside]
Mr. Tinkles [over the phone, in a taunting "nyah nyah" sing-song]
Meow-meow-me-meow-meow! How many dogs does it take to overthrow mankind? Just one stupid puppy.
Where is my family?!
Mr. Tinkles Oh, they're alive... for now. But it won't matter. You see, I've--
Mr. Tinkles [The limousine Tinkles is riding in swerves, sending him sliding and slamming into the side]
THIS ISN'T NASCAR, YOU IDIOT! [clears throat] I have seized the professor's formula, and in a mere hour I will reverse it, giving me the power to make all humans allergic to dogs!
What?!
Mr. Tinkles [The limousine swerves again, sending Tinkles sliding into the other side]
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GLOAT GLEEFULLY WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING LIKE A CHIMPANZEE?!? I MEAN, REALLY! [clears throat again] Now I will make all of humanity violently allergic to your wretched kind, and when you are all hated and despised by those you protect, you will be CAST OUT, leaving me to lead all of cat-kind in a glorious revolution to conquer the world! [laughs evilly]
What will we do?
"We"? You just handed the world back to the cats and doomed the human race forever! There's nothing left to do.
Is that what I think it is?
What, Butch?
Yep, it's the Cat Tracker 2000.
Mr. Tinkles [A beacon is shown to be planted on the limousine]
Those fleabags must be running for the hills! [chuckles]
Yeah, I... yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Sophie [Sophie is taking Mr. Tinkles home after his failed attempt to take over the world.]
That's right, Mr. Tinkles, you have been a very bad kitty! I'm just going to have to teach you how to behave. Now, you'll just have to live with me... [Entering the house...] ...and my sisters!
Mr. Tinkles [All of Sophie's sisters, who are also all maids, excitedly scream and run to the door to see Mr. Tinkles. The movie ends with them dressing him up in ridiculous little outfits, much to his humiliation.] [Closing line]
This can't be happening.
