Stand still! I need to crush you.
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Mr. Tinkles At what point did you forget that WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!
Mr. Tinkles Hello? Hello? Is this on? Closer, closer! Turn the camera over! Where'd you come from? And about time too! Hello, my puny-minded, dog-faced-- what? Yes, it's on. Because I can see the red light blinking. Oh, start over.
Mr. Tinkles Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow! [sung sarcastically over the telephone] How many dogs does it take to overthrow mankind? Just one stupid puppy! Whoo ha ha ha ha!
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