Sing 2 (2021) quotes
32 total quotesJimmy Crystal – Bobby Cannavale
Klaus Kickenklober – Adam Buxton
Porsha – Halsey
Suki – Chelsea Peretti
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All: 🎵 Your song saved my life. The worst and the best days of my life. 🎵
U2: 🎵 I was broken, now I'm open, your love, keeps me alive. It keeps me alive! 🎵
All: 🎵 Your song saved my life. The worst and the best days of my life. Your song saved, my life. Song saved my, song saved my! 🎵
U2: 🎵 I was broken, now I'm open, your love, keeps me alive. It keeps me alive! 🎵
All: 🎵 Your song saved my life. The worst and the best days of my life. Your song saved, my life. Song saved my, song saved my! 🎵
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Ash: This is all because you lost your wife, isn't it?
Clay: Okay, porcupine. We're not talking about my Ruby.
Ash: Look, I know she inspired so many of your songs.
Clay: All of my songs.
Ash: Right. I can't imagine what it must be like to lose someone so special, but do you think this is what Ruby would've wanted for you? I mean, you out here on your own and never singing again?
Clay: No, you don't understand. There's no rock star living here anymore.
Ash: Clay, you just need to play again. Your songs will bring you back. You can reconnect with?
Clay: No, I can't! I haven't even heard one of my songs in over 15 years. And for good reason. [calms down] Ruby was everything. And I don't like honey in my tea.
Clay: Okay, porcupine. We're not talking about my Ruby.
Ash: Look, I know she inspired so many of your songs.
Clay: All of my songs.
Ash: Right. I can't imagine what it must be like to lose someone so special, but do you think this is what Ruby would've wanted for you? I mean, you out here on your own and never singing again?
Clay: No, you don't understand. There's no rock star living here anymore.
Ash: Clay, you just need to play again. Your songs will bring you back. You can reconnect with?
Clay: No, I can't! I haven't even heard one of my songs in over 15 years. And for good reason. [calms down] Ruby was everything. And I don't like honey in my tea.
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Buster: Come on, Rosita.
Meena: LOOK OUT!
Buster: WHOA!
Porsha Crystal: DADDY, STOP IT!!!!
Nooshy: NO!!!
Miss Crawly: MR. MOON!
Suki: MR. CRYSTAL, NO!
Jimmy Crystal: Well, I've got you now, you lowlife little loser!
Buster: No, sir. I'm not a loser. We did what we came here to do. And there's nothing you can do or say to change that.
Jimmy Crystal: Oh, I can do whatever I want!
Meena: LOOK OUT!
Buster: WHOA!
Porsha Crystal: DADDY, STOP IT!!!!
Nooshy: NO!!!
Miss Crawly: MR. MOON!
Suki: MR. CRYSTAL, NO!
Jimmy Crystal: Well, I've got you now, you lowlife little loser!
Buster: No, sir. I'm not a loser. We did what we came here to do. And there's nothing you can do or say to change that.
Jimmy Crystal: Oh, I can do whatever I want!
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Buster: Hey, you made it! [hugs Porsha's legs]
Porsha Crystal: Yeah, well, uh, maybe I overreacted a little before.
Gunter: A little? You were like a total drama queen back there.
Buster: Yeah, okay. We're all good now.
Porsha Crystal: Wow, my dad's gonna flip when he finds out about us.
Buster: Well, we're safe for now. But listen. Let's-
Porsha Crystal: Safe? [scoffs] Eh, no. None of us are safe.
Johnny: Mr. Moon? I know someone who can protect us.
[Meanwhile, Johnny talks to his father on the phone]
Big Daddy: Right. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. Protection? Say no more, son. We're on our way.
Porsha Crystal: Yeah, well, uh, maybe I overreacted a little before.
Gunter: A little? You were like a total drama queen back there.
Buster: Yeah, okay. We're all good now.
Porsha Crystal: Wow, my dad's gonna flip when he finds out about us.
Buster: Well, we're safe for now. But listen. Let's-
Porsha Crystal: Safe? [scoffs] Eh, no. None of us are safe.
Johnny: Mr. Moon? I know someone who can protect us.
[Meanwhile, Johnny talks to his father on the phone]
Big Daddy: Right. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. Protection? Say no more, son. We're on our way.
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Buster: Porsha, you know I truly believe that this show, but it's close to being fantastic, maybe even perfect.
Porsha: Thank you.
Buster: Yeah, yeah, but see; to make it the best it can be. [takes a deep breath] Well, I got to make some changes.
Porsha Crystal: Uh-huh. (Like what for example?)
Buster: Like! [mutters, takes another breath] I have to give the lead role back to Rosita.
Porsha Crystal: [shocked] What?
Buster: I'm just offering you the opportunity to switch role with?
Porsha Crystal: [misunderstanding] You're firing me?
Buster: No, I'm not firing you.
Porsha Crystal: [angry, storms out] Oh-ho, wait 'til my dad hears that you fired me!
Buster: But I’m not firing you! Please, wait!
Porsha Crystal: [incredulously] Oh, my gosh. You all hate me, don’t you?
Buster: No, no, no! We don't hate you! We all think you’re terrific!
Porsha Crystal: Well, I don’t care if you hate me!
Buster: Please stop.
Porsha Crystal: [storming off after a miscommunication with Buster] You and your stupid, stupid sky-fi show can go to heck!
Buster: Porsha, stop. Wait! Oh, I am one dead koala.
Porsha: Thank you.
Buster: Yeah, yeah, but see; to make it the best it can be. [takes a deep breath] Well, I got to make some changes.
Porsha Crystal: Uh-huh. (Like what for example?)
Buster: Like! [mutters, takes another breath] I have to give the lead role back to Rosita.
Porsha Crystal: [shocked] What?
Buster: I'm just offering you the opportunity to switch role with?
Porsha Crystal: [misunderstanding] You're firing me?
Buster: No, I'm not firing you.
Porsha Crystal: [angry, storms out] Oh-ho, wait 'til my dad hears that you fired me!
Buster: But I’m not firing you! Please, wait!
Porsha Crystal: [incredulously] Oh, my gosh. You all hate me, don’t you?
Buster: No, no, no! We don't hate you! We all think you’re terrific!
Porsha Crystal: Well, I don’t care if you hate me!
Buster: Please stop.
Porsha Crystal: [storming off after a miscommunication with Buster] You and your stupid, stupid sky-fi show can go to heck!
Buster: Porsha, stop. Wait! Oh, I am one dead koala.
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Buster: Whoa! Whoa!
Clay: Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oopsie-daisy.
Ash: Moon, are you okay?
Buster: I'm OK!
Clay: Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oopsie-daisy.
Ash: Moon, are you okay?
Buster: I'm OK!
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Jerry: Mr. Crystal, Mr. Crystal!
Jimmy Crystal: Argh! Jerry!
Raoul: I tried to stop him, sir.
Jerry: I'm so sorry to wake you up, sir! It’s Moon! He's taken over the theater and putting up his show right now!
Jimmy Crystal: [outraged] He's what? [gets out of bed naked, Jerry screams in horror like a lady when he sees him]
Jimmy Crystal: Argh! Jerry!
Raoul: I tried to stop him, sir.
Jerry: I'm so sorry to wake you up, sir! It’s Moon! He's taken over the theater and putting up his show right now!
Jimmy Crystal: [outraged] He's what? [gets out of bed naked, Jerry screams in horror like a lady when he sees him]
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Jerry: Sir! Sir, sir! [whispering about Buster escaping from the closet] (Moon is gone.)
Jimmy Crystal: [furious] What? [snaps his fingers to call his henchmen] Moon got out. Find him!
Jimmy Crystal: [furious] What? [snaps his fingers to call his henchmen] Moon got out. Find him!
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Jimmy Crystal: [Last words before his defeat] Thank you, thank you! You're too kind. I appreciate it, really, I do. Look, I am very proud of this show! We did great work here, great work. And my good friend, Clay. Great to have him back, right? [The audience cheers] Yeah! And listen, I look forward to seeing this show run in my theater, for many, many years to come. Right, Moon? [He turns to find Buster and the others are gone, confused] Moon?
[As the audience laughs at him, Jimmy looks scared and wide-eyed. Suki angrily stands with 6 police officers: a gorilla, a crocodile, an antelope, a rhino, and two dogs]
Suki: Officers, arrest that wolf.
[The officers take Jimmy to jail]
Jerry: [runs after arrested Jimmy] Wait, wait, wait, wait! He's innocent! Mr. Crystal, please, I love you!
[As the audience laughs at him, Jimmy looks scared and wide-eyed. Suki angrily stands with 6 police officers: a gorilla, a crocodile, an antelope, a rhino, and two dogs]
Suki: Officers, arrest that wolf.
[The officers take Jimmy to jail]
Jerry: [runs after arrested Jimmy] Wait, wait, wait, wait! He's innocent! Mr. Crystal, please, I love you!
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Jimmy Crystal: Good night, Porsha. [unbeknownst to him, Porsha is not in her room] Alright, be that way! I don't care! [muttering under his breath] Spoiled little brat.
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Klaus: You think some riff-raff street dancer can help you more than me?!
Nooshy: [offended] Riff-raff?
Johnny: Okay, okay. Hang on. She's just gonna give me some extra lessons, that's all.
Klaus: Oh, because I, Klaus Kickenklober, master choreographer, am (just) not good enough for Johnny.
Johnny: No, that's not what I meant.
Klaus: Yes, I'm irrelevant to him. I'm just a stupid, fat, old monkey!
Johnny: I don't think of that at all!
Nooshy: I do.
Johnny: Shh! Please. She's only trying to help me.
Nooshy: Come on, dude! Anyway, I only need two days with him.
Klaus: Two days?! Ha! Two-hundred years, more like.
Nooshy: In two days, he'll be amazing!
Klaus: Oh, really? Well, if he is, I will eat my hat!
Nooshy: [offended] Riff-raff?
Johnny: Okay, okay. Hang on. She's just gonna give me some extra lessons, that's all.
Klaus: Oh, because I, Klaus Kickenklober, master choreographer, am (just) not good enough for Johnny.
Johnny: No, that's not what I meant.
Klaus: Yes, I'm irrelevant to him. I'm just a stupid, fat, old monkey!
Johnny: I don't think of that at all!
Nooshy: I do.
Johnny: Shh! Please. She's only trying to help me.
Nooshy: Come on, dude! Anyway, I only need two days with him.
Klaus: Two days?! Ha! Two-hundred years, more like.
Nooshy: In two days, he'll be amazing!
Klaus: Oh, really? Well, if he is, I will eat my hat!
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Linda: 🎵 Hot News! 🎵 And the hottest story today: Porsha Crystal was reportedly fired from her father's show!
Jimmy Crystal: [angrily grunts and smashes the TV with the remote control] He fired my daughter? MY DAUGHTER?! [Porsha sobs] WOULD YOU BE QUIET? YOU EMBARRASSED ME ENOUGH!
Porsha Crystal: [still sobbing] But Daddy!
Jimmy Crystal: Now the whole world thinks I have a talentless loser for a daughter! Take her home! [Porsha is still crying as his henchmen escort her home] Bring me Moon.
Jimmy Crystal: [angrily grunts and smashes the TV with the remote control] He fired my daughter? MY DAUGHTER?! [Porsha sobs] WOULD YOU BE QUIET? YOU EMBARRASSED ME ENOUGH!
Porsha Crystal: [still sobbing] But Daddy!
Jimmy Crystal: Now the whole world thinks I have a talentless loser for a daughter! Take her home! [Porsha is still crying as his henchmen escort her home] Bring me Moon.
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Porsha: [performing as an astronaut; flatly] Captain's Log. I Must Take Care, For I Have Landed On The Planet of War.
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Porsha: Oooh. Can I try?
Buster: No-no-no-no-no-no, I can't let you jump off here?
Porsha: Daddy! He won't let me jump!
Jimmy Crystal: Hey, Moon, come on. Let her do the thing.
Porsha: Yay! Hee-hee.
Buster: Porsha, wait!
Sasha: Whoa, hey! Um, just a minute.
Porsha: Whoo! Whoo-ee! Woo-hoo-hoo! I love it! Woohoo! It's easy!
Buster: Alright, let's get you down, Rosita.
Porsha: Oh, my gosh, you guys. This is exactly like the dream I had last night. Seriously, eh? Ya-you were all there, and… You and you and that funny-looking guy over there. Um, all of you. And you asked me to sing for ya.
Buster: No-no-no-no-no-no, I can't let you jump off here?
Porsha: Daddy! He won't let me jump!
Jimmy Crystal: Hey, Moon, come on. Let her do the thing.
Porsha: Yay! Hee-hee.
Buster: Porsha, wait!
Sasha: Whoa, hey! Um, just a minute.
Porsha: Whoo! Whoo-ee! Woo-hoo-hoo! I love it! Woohoo! It's easy!
Buster: Alright, let's get you down, Rosita.
Porsha: Oh, my gosh, you guys. This is exactly like the dream I had last night. Seriously, eh? Ya-you were all there, and… You and you and that funny-looking guy over there. Um, all of you. And you asked me to sing for ya.