Why do you have to point out how stupid everyone is all the time?
Bob
Bill Murray · 29 quotes
Charlotte
Scarlett Johansson · 22 quotes
Kelly
Anna Faris · 5 quotes
John
Giovanni Ribisi · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Bob & Charlotte (16), Charlotte & Kelly (3), Kelly & John (3)
Lost in Translation quotes
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Premium Fantasy woman Oh Mr. Harris! Don't touch me! Mr. Bob Harris! Just rip my stocking!
Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?
I'm in.
I don't want to leave.
Then don't. Stay here with me. We'll start a jazz band.
I was feeling tight in the shoulders and neck, so I called down and had a Shiatsu massage in my room.
Mmh, that's nice!
And the tightness has completely disappeared and been replaced by unbelievable pain.
It gets a whole lot more complicated when you have kids.
It's scary.
The most terrifying day of your life is the day the first one is born.
Nobody ever tells you that.
Your life, as you know it... is gone, never to return. But they learn how to walk, and they learn how to talk and you want to be with them. And they turn out to be the most delightful people you will ever meet in your life.
What are you doing?
My husband's a photographer, so he's here working. I wasn't doing anything so I came along.
What do you do?
I'm not sure yet, actually.
25 years. That's uh, well it's impressive.
Well you figure, you sleep one-third of your life, that knocks out eight years of marriage right there. So you're, y'know, down to 16 and change. You know you're just a teenager, at marriage; you can drive it but there's still the occasional accident.
How long are you here for?
I'll be in the bar the rest of the week.
I just don't know what I'm supposed to be.
You'll figure that out. The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.
I'm in pain, I got my foot banged up. Wanna see it?
I did it the other day. It hurts, y'know?
Didn't you feel any pain?
Yeah, it really hurt.
That toe is almost dead.
[Charlotte laughs]
I think I got to take you to a doctor. You can't just put that back in the shoe. Well, you either go to a doctor or you leave it here. [regarding Chef] He's smiling. You like that idea? See they love black toe in this country.
So, what are you doing here?
Uh, a couple of things. Taking a break from my wife, forgetting my son's birthday. And, uh, getting paid two million dollars to endorse a whiskey when I could be doing a play somewhere.
Oh.
But the good news is, the whiskey works.
That was the worst lunch.
So bad. What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?
You ever switch seats?
Uh, I like this one. If I fall, someone will notice.
Yeah. So, you having a nice time?
Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. I need like, what, an accomplice. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?
I'm in.
Good.
I'll go pack my stuff.
Get your coat.
See ya. [walks away]
I hope you've had enough to drink. It's gonna take courage.
You know, the first time I saw you, you were wearing a tuxedo at the bar. You were very dashing. I liked the mascara.
Really?
You don't remember?
Mmm, I guess you do kind of blend in here, huh? Did I scowl at you?
No, you smiled.
I did?
Yes, it was a complete accident. A freak. I haven't seen it since. Just that one time.