John Why do you have to point out how stupid everyone is all the time?
Scenes with John
4 scenes John 
John, John. You are my favorite photographer.
John Ohhh...
No, you are. I only want you to shoot me. It's true. [both laugh] Oh my God, I have the worst B.O. right now. I'm sorry.
John Okay, yeah!
Okay, arigato. [to Charlotte] Arigato.
John [laughing]
Moshi moshi!
John What?
Ḛvḛlyṇ Ẉạugh was a man.
John [shocked]
Oh, c'mon, she's nice. What? You know-- You know, not everyone weṇt to Yale University. Its just a pseudonym, for Christ's sake.
Why do you have to defend her?
John Well... why do you have to point out how stupid everybody is all the time?
I thought it was funny. Forget it.
[In hotel ṛestạurạṇt]
Everybody is always, like, "Kelly, you are anorexic." And I'm, like, "No, I'm not!" I eat so much junk food, you wouldn't believe it! Just because I have a high metabolism.
John Because I thought you were anorexic too.
Everybody does. Everybody thinks that.
John Yeah, 'cause you look so--
Thank you! I know, but it's-- I mean, I eat whatever. I have a really high metabolism. Yeah. But, um-- My dad was an anorexic.
He, um, fought on the American side of the Bay of Pigs in Cuba. He was taken prisoner and the whole time he was there they tortured him about food. Every day they told him they put poison in the food. So, they would always make themselves throw up after every meal.
John That's horrible!
