Kelly John, John. You are my favorite photographer.
Ohhh...
Kelly No, you are. I only want you to shoot me. It's true. [both laugh] Oh my God, I have the worst B.O. right now. I'm sorry.
Scenes with Kelly
5 scenes Kelly Kelly Kelly I'm under Evelyn Waugh.
Evelyn Waugh was a man.
Kelly [in hotel lobby]
Listen, I'm under Evelyn Waugh. Shh. Okay?
Okay, yeah!
Kelly Okay, arigato. [to Charlotte] Arigato.
What?
Ḛvḛlyṇ Ẉạugh was a man.
[shocked]
Oh, c'mon, she's nice. What? You know-- You know, not everyone weṇt to Yale University. Its just a pseudonym, for Christ's sake.
Why do you have to defend her?
Well... why do you have to point out how stupid everybody is all the time?
I thought it was funny. Forget it.
Kelly [being interviewed]
You know, I guess the reason why I like Japan the best out of all Asian countries is because I really feel close to, um, Buddhism. I really feel-- I really believe in reincarnation. That's part of what drew me to Midnight Velocity as well because although Keanu Ŗeeves dies, he eventually gets reincarnated. So, there's hope. There's hope in reincarnation, I think.
Reporter
What was it like working with Keanu Reeves?
Kelly He was always so-- He was always, you know, giving me ideas and, you know, really helpful. He made me feel really comfortable, so-- And we both have two dogs, and we both live in L.A.; so we have all these different things in common. So, you know, we both really like Mexican food and yogạ and [ gestures] ķạrạte! [reporters laugh]
Kelly [In hotel ṛestạurạṇt]
Everybody is always, like, "Kelly, you are anorexic." And I'm, like, "No, I'm not!" I eat so much junk food, you wouldn't believe it! Just because I have a high metabolism.
Because I thought you were anorexic too.
Kelly Everybody does. Everybody thinks that.
Yeah, 'cause you look so--
Kelly Thank you! I know, but it's-- I mean, I eat whatever. I have a really high metabolism. Yeah. But, um-- My dad was an anorexic.
Kelly He, um, fought on the American side of the Bay of Pigs in Cuba. He was taken prisoner and the whole time he was there they tortured him about food. Every day they told him they put poison in the food. So, they would always make themselves throw up after every meal.
That's horrible!
